If You Got In An Accident, and You're Drunk...

[WhyYouCry]

Kill the other motorist and drive off like this

THE SOPRANOS - Vito car CRASH - YouTube

 

[SEC Hater]

Do you leave the keys in the car or take them with you

You can claim someone robbed you and took your keys while you were out, those same people might've also stolen your car.

If you can fukk the door handle up and the steering column so it looks like someone broke in then take the keys. Oh and make it look like someone ransacked your shyt too.

Or just say you always leave your keys in your car at night. Tell them you went to sleep, then woke up the next morning and realized the car was gone. If you live in a bad neighborhood they wont believe you leave your keys in the car, but even so, they cant do shyt, they cant prove you were driving the car or was driving drunk as long as there were no witnesses. No DUI, no leaving the scene of an accident charges. Keep your freedom, your license, and collect the insurance money

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

You can claim someone robbed you and took your keys while you were out, those same people might've also stolen your car.

If you can fukk the door handle up and the steering column so it looks like someone broke in then take the keys. Oh and make it look like someone ransacked your shyt too.

But how do you explain waiting to report the robbery?

Or just say you always leave your keys in your car at night. Tell them you went to sleep, then woke up the next morning and realized the car was gone. If you live in a bad neighborhood they wont believe you leave your keys in the car, but even so, they cant do shyt, they cant prove you were driving the car or was driving drunk as long as there were no witnesses. No DUI, no leaving the scene of an accident charges. Keep your freedom, your license, and collect the insurance money

Ya, best to claim it was stolen as you slept. Better to look like an idiot than a criminal.

actually it's best to not drink and drive


But....

 

[DreadHead P]

I ran i wasnt even old enough to drink, i didnt hit them hard or nothin but I was tryin to park in a Denny's parking lot after the club one night, only spot open was this tight ass spot between a truck and an astro van, and i tried to fit my homie's big ass 2 door Lincoln in there I hit the van and when i saw someone was in it I took the fucc off, sped pass the cop in the parking lot and hauled ass out of there. I got a few lights down the street and pulled over into parking lot to pee, while i'm peein the damn van pulls whips up on me! I hop back in the car and smash out, i heard them yell "we got your tags!" so i yelled back "aint my car!" and mashed it on the highway, got off then back on like 3 different times to lose them

them young wild days

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

I had a single car accident damn near killed myself after I hit the tree I was unconcious for about 30 minutes adn still didn't get a dui.

you stayed in vehicle? what happened?

 

[Green negs and spam]

You can claim someone robbed you and took your keys while you were out, those same people might've also stolen your car.

If you can fukk the door handle up and the steering column so it looks like someone broke in then take the keys. Oh and make it look like someone ransacked your shyt too.

This dude's done this a few times before.

 

[beenz]

Call the toll truck company direct and pay cash.

 

[flea]

is the car immobile because it wont start or because the tires are all fukked up? cause i've pushed my car by myself for bout 7 blocks before. i'll push that hoe and park it away from the scene and run home. i'll deal with that shyt in the morning

 

[Black]

you stayed in vehicle? what happened?

lmao yea until the ambulance came I woke up and they said I need to go to the hospital. I was like "nah i'm good" They said no you're not you need to come with us.

 

[Miggs]

If you hit another car you pretty much fcked...