If you had 2 wishes...

[Smoke]

Thats 3.

1.) An infinite amount of money
2.) A lifetime of Pristine Health

 

[yardman]

More wishes.

Ain't it a genie rule that you can't have more wishes? Plus that's why I made it 2 wishes instead of 3 so you couldn't be greedy.

 

[BucciMane]

1) End sexism
2) End homophobia

Agreed.


Sometimes I wish gay sex wasn't so stigmatized

Problems that would be solved
- no more sexually frustrated guys
- no more complaining about being virgins
- take sexual power away from women
- improve your sexual performance

Imagine the following scenario

You call up a bunch of friends to watch some Monday Night Football. First you guys order some pizza and get some drinks. Everyone is happy and having a good time. After the game is over everyone gets naked and the party host takes out the lube. Everyone gets lubed up and jerk each other off until everyone is 100% erect (if someone cums before the anal sex they pay for the pizza next time). Then you take turns bending each other over the sofa and practicing your thrusting. Make sure you use lots of lube, it'll slide in easier. Afterwords everyone can clean up in the shower and laugh at how other guys probably just went home after the game to jerkoff to porn. More fun if everyone gets in dresses, thongs, and wigs.

 

[I AM WE ARE]

infinite knowledge
and the second one i'll hold on to no need to be hasty

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Agreed.


Sometimes I wish gay sex wasn't so stigmatized

Problems that would be solved
- no more sexually frustrated guys
- no more complaining about being virgins
- take sexual power away from women
- improve your sexual performance

Imagine the following scenario

You call up a bunch of friends to watch some Monday Night Football. First you guys order some pizza and get some drinks. Everyone is happy and having a good time. After the game is over everyone gets naked and the party host takes out the lube. Everyone gets lubed up and jerk each other off until everyone is 100% erect (if someone cums before the anal sex they pay for the pizza next time). Then you take turns bending each other over the sofa and practicing your thrusting. Make sure you use lots of lube, it'll slide in easier. Afterwords everyone can clean up in the shower and laugh at how other guys probably just went home after the game to jerkoff to porn. More fun if everyone gets in dresses, thongs, and wigs.

 

[Dank Hill]

Turn back time to when I was like 15

Immortality

 

[NoMorePie]

1) The power to cure. Cure diseases, conditions, paralysis, cancer, anything. Don't you all start getting depressed every time you see this breh with polio or some shyt? Or people that have cancer?

2) Superpower. I want to be like the ultimate Super man. The hero that the world doesn't deserve. However, the hero that the world needs.

 

[-DMP-]

you're telling on yourself with this one breh

not really.

 

[Ironman]

1.Matter manipulation
2. Heightened intelligence

 

[Nomad1]

would wish to have my parents alive again

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

1) End sexism
2) End homophobia

fakkit

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Father back from the dead

Peak physiological condition for parents siblings and self