If You Had Thanos's Phone Number, What Would You Call Him For?

[Prince.Skeletor]

Maaaaaan if I had Thanos number all yall mufukkas woulda BEEN dust

If you had Thanos's phone number, would you call him for anything?
Like anything you felt you wanted to address?
Would you want to cause maybe another blip?






Why would you call Thanos?

 

[TreySav]

Nah, not unless he’s going to do what I ask cause that’s like calling the opp on yourself

 

[Screwtape]

To ask him for Nebulas robot hand in marriage

 

[old pig]

“ayy, thanos, she won’t leave…do that shyt with your finger!”

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I would ask him to erradicate the city of Valdosta because fukk that miserable, hick field, house negro having, cac haven, lost cause, WOAT college but expect students, dope fiends on every corner and street light having, no jobs unless you have military PTSD or getting fukked by the college, more abandoned buildings than a block in North Philly having, shopping carts on every corner having, ass ass city

Also to that cac wannabe latina boss that fired my wife because she did not kiss the ring, I hope she dies slow too by the finger snap.

 

[Xcenai]

reading that title had me like

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

thanos can snap the whole earth next time for all i care

 

[shopthatwrecks]

ask him for galactus number

so i can find his daughter galacta so i can put some movement in her life...we can get rich together... either break us off.. she will swallow ya world..

 

[The Lord Doc]

Nah.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

A ride off this planet before he destroys it.​

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

To ask him for Nebulas robot hand in marriage

 

[Soda Papi]

George Zimmerman and his whole lineage gotta go, Thanos

 

[Calibrated]

Who the fukk is THIS?!?!? SNAPPED!

 

[Fill Collins]

Beer recommendations

 

[Bossino]

thanos can snap the whole earth next time for all i care

My point exactly I've seen enough and know enough about human history to say with confidence, we've underperformed and overstayed our welcome