If You Had Thanos's Phone Number, What Would You Call Him For?

[Tunez]

Destroy the earth

 

[Oatmeal]

Call Thanos and end up on SnapChat

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

One of my old managers was crazy as shyt and would not be missed in this world. Snap her.

 

[humminbird]

I'd just call him to give me one of those swords that cut captain America's shield and then sell it for a pretty penny

 

[Kaydigi]

Ask him why was he so trash in Marvel vs Capcom 2 …

 

[Why-Fi]

link me with his jeweler

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

ima call and breath heavy then be like ima kill you you motherfukker,

ima gonna get you mother fukker you better watch your back that's my word