If you had the power to totally command any animal and a net worth of over 250 mil

tuckgod

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*looks at username and avy* :patrice:

I got the name Tuckdog when I was running with a couple DLGBs in the late 90s (we used to call each other Hound (Blood Hound) before all this soowoopin stuff..) and I used to be very heavy on Kemetic history and thought Anubis was a cool avi to go with my name back in my BGOL days...
 

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That's overkill as fukk. A common ant can hold 5,000 times it's body weight. Multiply that to the size of a bear. :whoa:
I would pick ants and then make a machine to make them each the size of a bear so they could each take on 1 adult male. Then I'd rule the whole earth cause ants can dominate pretty much anywhere.

An ant the size of a kitten could kill an adult male.

Ants that big would collapses under their own weight. Their exoskeleton wouldn't be able to support them
 

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I would pick ants and then make a machine to make them each the size of a bear so they could each take on 1 adult male. Then I'd rule the whole earth cause ants can dominate pretty much anywhere.

That's overkill as fukk. A common ant can hold 5,000 times it's body weight. Multiply that to the size of a bear. :whoa:

They would be unstoppable in melee combat, because they're not only strong but also disciplined enough to fight as a colony instead of as individual ants.

But their size and strength gives them no extra protection from being shot at. All you'd have to do is shoot them from places where they can't close to engage your army hand to hand. The air, the sea, and even on land providing you are standing on top of a big stone wall, you could annihilate millions of ants even if you supersized them to dinosaur status with just a few hundred men and a big pile of ammunition.

This is why we rule the world even though we are a weak organism compared to most others on the planet. Its because we understand tactics and come up with ways to multiply our strength and nullify the animal's strength
 

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They would be unstoppable in melee combat, because they're not only strong but also disciplined enough to fight as a colony instead of as individual ants.

But their size and strength gives them no extra protection from being shot at. All you'd have to do is shoot them from places where they can't close to engage your army hand to hand. The air, the sea, and even on land providing you are standing on top of a big stone wall, you could annihilate millions of ants even if you supersized them to dinosaur status with just a few hundred men and a big pile of ammunition.

This is why we rule the world even though we are a weak organism compared to most others on the planet. Its because we understand tactics and come up with ways to multiply our strength and nullify the animal's strength
ants have better tactics, plus there are ants that can fly and a bullet would not penetrate a bear-sized ant anyway. they would be like the monsters in A Quiet Place.
 

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Eagles and hawks

Just boss ass animals in general, imagine nikkas pulling up to your crib and a gang of them just chilling on your roof. :birdman::birdman::birdman::birdman::birdman::birdman::birdman::birdman::birdman:

They can spot 12 from miles away, more than enough time to stash anything and the ultimate security team.


They can accompany you practically anywhere

Any white person that talks shyt is getting their pet snatched up tonight

Even your kids:mjpls:
 

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Get outta here, you made up a whole machine not even in this to help you.
i got 250 million dollars so i could make the machine. also, i could just leave the ants the size they are now and still take over the whole earth. humans cannot fukk with ants.
 

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Rats or Falcons. I'd love to have a whole army of Lions or Wolves but when a war comes I want air advantage or a sewer dungeon on some comic shyt.
 
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