If you had to be Cyclops or Wolverine for a day who would you pick?

[King Harlem]

Storm, Domino, Jean, Mystique if were counting strictly mutants. Not a bad counter line up to the Cyclops Stable. Might have to change my answer

Edit: I just did my googles it says Wolverine hit Dazzler and Black Cat too?!?!

Damn Pete, Logan came in them Queens backstreets, skeeted on your freak and left condoms on Aunt Mays sheets

Mystique is evil and kinda crazy (not crazier than Madeline) but she a shape shifter . That trumps the Jean/Emma combination.

 

[parallax]

True but its the little sprinkles on top of the snowcone of fukkery called Peter Parkers life that really make me feel bad for him. Like damn can my dog live Gwen got slutted out by Norman and May by Otto let my boy have a moments peace!!!

luckily thats been retconned out, but being bodyjacked, having clones running around your city with your face, having his main being taking by some lateral who, and now going goblin? shyt sucks ass for the guy

Mystique is evil and kinda crazy (not crazier than Madeline) but she a shape shifter . That trumps the Jean/Emma combination.

she might be, she just doesnt have the psychic backing that maddie does

 

[O.Red]

When you're a kid Wolverine is the obvious answer but when you grow up and have hoes and have led some shyt the obvious answer is Cyclops

 

[O.Red]

Easily Wolverine. Mutant Rule #1, never date telepaths. No matter how fine Jean and Emma are, you never deal with women who can read your thoughts.
Cyclops can't even see without the ruby glasses. Wolverine has way better abilties. And he's a legend in these Mutant streets, he can pull just about whoever he wants.

Cyclops can see without the glasses he just can't control the blasts

Nikka better duck when I say duck if I don't have them on

 

[High Art]

When you're a kid Wolverine is the obvious answer but when you grow up and have hoes and have led some shyt the obvious answer is Cyclops

Until you hit 7 years old, when you're finally taller than him.

 

[null]

neither.

prof x .. or magneto.

 

[Umoja]

Wolverine.

Being able to shoot lazers out of my eyes, not really having control over it, would just be a shyt day.

With Wolverines healing, I could at least rack up some impossible experiences.

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Cyclops. I could never be short, no matter the circumstances

 

[Carl Tethers]

Imagine being Wolverine in the social media age.

Short AF, fukked up hair, and probably musty 24/7. They would be lighting your ass up on Twitter daily.

“I was getting robbed and Wolverine showed up stank smelling like pulled pork. He saved me but that MF is a legit midget ”

Man getting clowned online for Size 7 shoes

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

For wolverine you could take the day to do REALLY dangerous stuff with no fear of dying…thats pretty dope

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Wolverine is 5'3 and smells. Cyclops was bagging Jean, her clone, Emma Frost and Psylocke. Not to mention his name got respect in the streets.

#CyclopsWasRight

 

[Wargames]

Bro it’s cyclops. He’s either being the boss, driving a Porsche, or fukking baddies.

Meanwhile Logan is drinking by himself in a bar until either Sabretooth, ninjas, or who knows what decides it’s time to attack him.