If you had to fight one to the death: Jon “Bones” Jones or two pitbulls?

[Luck]

My fam fought dogs, until you seen a pit lock it’s jaws on another dog’s nuts and rip em off then idk how you can pick a human...

I’d rather take an asswhoopin then get mauled and chew up like a piece a beef jerky...

 

[Black]

I'd happily wrestle with that gentleman

Too dark for him.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Too dark for him.

 

[Luck]

You not too dark for me baby

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

I’d rather take an asswhoopin get beaten to death then get mauled and chew up like a piece a beef jerky...

Fizzixed..

 

[TNC]

You won’t beat Jones, so the only chance you have to win is the 2 pits. But as far as damage sustained... what’s worse? lacerated skin and puncture wounds or broken bones and concussions?

 

[Luck]

Fizzixed..

I don’t think I could get beaten to death by bare hands on a mat. Most people who die from fights be from their head impacting pavement, not the actual hits themselves....

Now if we talkin street fights then I’m not about to let no pro mma nikka just manhandle me. I’m bitin and squeezing that nikka nuts off if he try any of that grappling bullshyt in a street fight

Only thing that works with pits is sticking your finger in their ass or lighting a lighter under their mouths once they lock on and two adults would tear any man to shreds easily...

Once again, jones ain’t even close...

 

[Devilinurear]

IN A REGULATED MATCH? OR DID JOHN FIND ME IN BED WITH HIS MOM, SISTER, AND FIANCE AT THE SAME TIME KIND OF FIGHT? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THE PIT BULLS ARE GOING TO BE ACTING.

Nice

How you pull that off?

 

[Mensch Fontana]

Dale

 

[b. woods]

Bones would at least stop after I was defeated.

Those pits would not stop until the only thing left of me are MY bones.

Edit: And they probably would not stop at that.

Then they would turn on each other.

 

[(Lean Ambrose)]

im taking my chance at fighting two pitbulls - im sleeping one of them so

...
Dead ass though I KNOW I'm sleeping both these nikkas...

My fam fought dogs, until you seen a pit lock it’s jaws on another dog’s nuts and rip em off then idk how you can pick a human...

I’d rather take an asswhoopin then get mauled and chew up like a piece a beef jerky...

Breh, I owned 2 of them back in the day a boy and a girl...
I used to play fight with them and fukk around with them...
One time I hit my boy a lil too hard "Fat Boy" R.I.P that lil nikka got a hold a my wrist maaaan...
He hit me with the afterward I know he didn't mean it...
But imagine if that wasnt my Dog...
I woulda been FINISHED...

 

[010101]

bullets for both situations*

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

I mean...a doberman bit my head one time so im not really shook of dogs but i dont wanna get my bones broken and shyt. Can i abstain?

 

[Luck]

...
Dead ass though I KNOW I'm sleeping both these nikkas...

Breh, I owned 2 of them back in the day a boy and a girl...
I used to play fight with them and fukk around with them...
One time I hit my boy a lil too hard "Fat Boy" R.I.P that lil nikka got a hold a my wrist maaaan...
He hit me with the afterward I know he didn't mean it...
But imagine if that wasnt my Dog...
I woulda been FINISHED...

As part of the fight “training” I guess, these nikkas used to have pits lock on towels and rags then swing them around in the air in circles and shyt and them mfs never let go until they were made too..

And they’re even more vicious in packs...

 

[(Lean Ambrose)]

As part of the fight “training” I guess, these nikkas used to have pits lock on towels and rags then swing them around in the air in circles and shyt and them mfs never let go until they were made too..

And they’re even more vicious in packs...

Oh yes indeed I used to do that with my lil nikkas, never fought em though...
I used to hit the weights doing that shyt with them...
Them lil nikkas was heavy...
And you ain't lying, you fukk with one and the rest is like ...