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Spent one weekend in the city jail, in a cell by myself. The 1st night couldn't sleep, thinking about the dumb sh!t I did that landed me here. Cats in the other cells were cool, told you what to expect. Nothing hits home like when that cell door is closed and all you can think about is being out of there and seeing daylight come in through the window. Food sucks, beds are uncomfortable, you have to keep your mind busy otherwise the cell will drive you nuts. Got out on bail the 3rd day, was looking at 6-18months, judge suspended all of that for a 1st offence and community service. Hated paying court cost and fees, most money I've paid and got nothing back.
 

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Well, since it's a prison thread, I have to say.

At least looking at movies. Prisons in USA look like hotels, compared to the shyt here in brazil.


Over here thing is crazy. Like 30 dudes without taking a bath for more than a week, confined in a space of four square meters.

Everything dirty as fkk full of rats and insects.

Niccas killing each other on a daily basis.

Rebellion with cops shooting everyone.




I used to watch that Oz series. And I always got :mjlol::heh: with how that place looked like a 5* hotel.



PICS of typical prisons here in brazil:


A look from the outside. Dudes been in the window just admiring the landscape:

presos3.jpg



Typical cell, I really don't know how they manage to sleep, maybe in turns:

cela-cheia.jpg



:mjlol: at american prisons with dudes separating themselves by race, ain't nobody got time for that down here:

070813_ensp_prisaotuber2.jpg


Inside of a cell:


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But of course it have sun bath time:

presos7.jpg







And STILL, I've heard a lot of thugs wannabes here saying things like "for me, prison is like a hotel".
 

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Well, since it's a prison thread, I have to say.

At least looking at movies. Prisons in USA look like hotels, compared to the shyt here in brazil.


Over here thing is crazy. Like 30 dudes without taking a bath for more than a week, confined in a space of four square meters.

Everything dirty as fkk full of rats and insects.

Niccas killing each other on a daily basis.

Rebellion with cops shooting everyone.




I used to watch that Oz series. And I always got :mjlol::heh: with how that place looked like a 5* hotel.



PICS of typical prisons here in brazil:


A look from the outside. Dudes been in the window just admiring the landscape:

presos3.jpg



Typical cell, I really don't know how they manage to sleep, maybe in turns:

cela-cheia.jpg



:mjlol: at american prisons with dudes separating themselves by race, ain't nobody got time for that down here:

070813_ensp_prisaotuber2.jpg


Inside of a cell:


g_170510976.jpg




But of course it have sun bath time:

presos7.jpg







And STILL, I've heard a lot of thugs wannabes here saying things like "for me, prison is like a hotel".

:damn:
 

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Well, since it's a prison thread, I have to say.

At least looking at movies. Prisons in USA look like hotels, compared to the shyt here in brazil.


Over here thing is crazy. Like 30 dudes without taking a bath for more than a week, confined in a space of four square meters.

Everything dirty as fkk full of rats and insects.

Niccas killing each other on a daily basis.

Rebellion with cops shooting everyone.




I used to watch that Oz series. And I always got :mjlol::heh: with how that place looked like a 5* hotel.



PICS of typical prisons here in brazil:


A look from the outside. Dudes been in the window just admiring the landscape:

presos3.jpg



Typical cell, I really don't know how they manage to sleep, maybe in turns:

cela-cheia.jpg



:mjlol: at american prisons with dudes separating themselves by race, ain't nobody got time for that down here:

070813_ensp_prisaotuber2.jpg


Inside of a cell:


g_170510976.jpg




But of course it have sun bath time:

presos7.jpg







And STILL, I've heard a lot of thugs wannabes here saying things like "for me, prison is like a hotel".
The "bout that life" posters in here would lose all sanity in there :heh:
 

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Well, since it's a prison thread, I have to say.

At least looking at movies. Prisons in USA look like hotels, compared to the shyt here in brazil.


Over here thing is crazy. Like 30 dudes without taking a bath for more than a week, confined in a space of four square meters.

Everything dirty as fkk full of rats and insects.

Niccas killing each other on a daily basis.

Rebellion with cops shooting everyone.




I used to watch that Oz series. And I always got :mjlol::heh: with how that place looked like a 5* hotel.



PICS of typical prisons here in brazil:


A look from the outside. Dudes been in the window just admiring the landscape:

presos3.jpg



Typical cell, I really don't know how they manage to sleep, maybe in turns:

cela-cheia.jpg



:mjlol: at american prisons with dudes separating themselves by race, ain't nobody got time for that down here:

070813_ensp_prisaotuber2.jpg


Inside of a cell:


g_170510976.jpg




But of course it have sun bath time:

presos7.jpg







And STILL, I've heard a lot of thugs wannabes here saying things like "for me, prison is like a hotel".
:to:
 

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Well i only spent like 12 hours in a holding cell, some bums got in a fight right infront of me, the food sucked, and the workers are lazy.

I felt like pac on deathrow when i got out tho :pacspit:

Was all about that thug life, homey.

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i been in central bookings a few times but never for longer than 30 hours. shyt fukking sucks. smelly homeless dudes and a bunch of fake thugs sharing :duck: war stories and talking shyt about the law like they know everything about it.
Basically and don't let a nikka who is over drunk get thrown in that bytch. I was in for 24 hours and at like 3 in the morning, some nikka who got drunk and beat his wife came into the holding cell. This nikka was screaming and yelling for a couple hours straight before the deputy came and moved him. Never seen a nikka that drunk. But yeah, what you said is what it is for the most part. The one thing I noticed is that when the inmates who were being transfered from county to the state prison came in, they were all geeked about finally going up state. Saying it's easier to get shyt and to make moves from prison.
 

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Well, since it's a prison thread, I have to say.

At least looking at movies. Prisons in USA look like hotels, compared to the shyt here in brazil.


Over here thing is crazy. Like 30 dudes without taking a bath for more than a week, confined in a space of four square meters.

Everything dirty as fkk full of rats and insects.

Niccas killing each other on a daily basis.

Rebellion with cops shooting everyone.




I used to watch that Oz series. And I always got :mjlol::heh: with how that place looked like a 5* hotel.



PICS of typical prisons here in brazil:


A look from the outside. Dudes been in the window just admiring the landscape:

presos3.jpg



Typical cell, I really don't know how they manage to sleep, maybe in turns:

cela-cheia.jpg



:mjlol: at american prisons with dudes separating themselves by race, ain't nobody got time for that down here:

070813_ensp_prisaotuber2.jpg


Inside of a cell:


g_170510976.jpg




But of course it have sun bath time:

presos7.jpg







And STILL, I've heard a lot of thugs wannabes here saying things like "for me, prison is like a hotel".

This reminds me of how I used to lowkey :lupe: out, when I was dealing with dirtbags from third world countries, who would literally laugh at the thought of going to an American prison.

Kind of related: I showed this cat from El Salvador a beheading that fukked with me and he said ":childplease: I used to see that everyday, in front of my house. Seeing as you're so compassionate, how about you let me borrow 20 bucks until tomorrow, so I can buy some weed on the way home."

I let him hold it.:to:
 

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This reminds me of how I used to lowkey :lupe: out, when I was dealing with dirtbags from third world countries, who would literally laugh at the thought of going to an American prison.

Kind of related: I showed this cat from El Salvador a beheading that fukked with me and he said ":childplease: I used to see that everyday, in front of my house. Seeing as you're so compassionate, how about you let me borrow 20 bucks until tomorrow, so I can buy some weed on the way home."

I let him hold it.:to:



You guys should listen to this classic brazilian joint, tell about the struglle in brazilian prisions (with footage of prisons AND subtitles in english):



 

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Basically and don't let a nikka who is over drunk get thrown in that bytch. I was in for 24 hours and at like 3 in the morning, some nikka who got drunk and beat his wife came into the holding cell. This nikka was screaming and yelling for a couple hours straight before the deputy came and moved him. Never seen a nikka that drunk. But yeah, what you said is what it is for the most part. The one thing I noticed is that when the inmates who were being transfered from county to the state prison came in, they were all geeked about finally going up state. Saying it's easier to get shyt and to make moves from prison.
When I was in booking they had this drunk dude in a cell by himself. He making all this noise and finally One Time came to check on him and he start tryna fight until he got choked out with that Club on some Radio Raheem shyt. He wasn't dead tho. Just passed out. :heh:
 

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Spent one weekend in the city jail, in a cell by myself. The 1st night couldn't sleep, thinking about the dumb sh!t I did that landed me here. Cats in the other cells were cool, told you what to expect. Nothing hits home like when that cell door is closed and all you can think about is being out of there and seeing daylight come in through the window. Food sucks, beds are uncomfortable, you have to keep your mind busy otherwise the cell will drive you nuts. Got out on bail the 3rd day, was looking at 6-18months, judge suspended all of that for a 1st offence and community service. Hated paying court cost and fees, most money I've paid and got nothing back.
You paid for your freedom breh. And thats priceless

Did one night in the tombs in downtown NYC. Got locked up on a Sunday with one of my boys and my niece's pops. At first it was 5 of us in a big ass cell. Got to know eachother a bit, chopped it up and was joking around. We all were able to lay out across the benches to sleep but then in the middle of the night, the cell door opens and about 30 cats come flooding in. Some dudes didnt even bother walking to a bench, just straight dove onto the floor and went to sleep. Saw the judge Monday morning and got released.

2 years later got locked up for 3 hours in a midtown north holding cell. Got released with a desk appearance ticket.

Both times were for smoking weed in public
 
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