If you have ever let a chick give u a handjob, U lost

[Ronnie Lott]

I'm at the bar last night hangin with a few of my MMA homies. This broad walks up to my homie, gives him a hug and they say whatsup to eachother, and she keeps it movin. When she left dude was like, "Bro, that broad gave me the best hand job a while back"

I'm like, "that's it? You never smashed?" "You didn't get dome? He's like no. I have never had a bytch give me a handjob. I can do that shyt my gatdamn self. I remember a chick sayin that she would only give me a handjob back n the day. I hit that broad with the

What kind of man will settle for a gatdamn hand job? a chick better at the least be givin up dome shots. I would rather a chick just say, "let's just wait to have sex" rather than offer me a lame azz hand job.

 

[ugksam]

women are bad at anything that has the word "job" in it, its just the way it is.

 

[King Poetic]

c/s.

this chick one time in my car said " i'm about to get u off big time " she start unbutton my pants and i lay my head back like

Then she started to jack me off and i look at her like

 

[Batz]

women are bad at anything that has the word "job" in it, its just the way it is.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Never had a woman give me a handjob.

When I see my cum oozing between someone's fingers, that shyt is so sexy

 

[Arcavian]

So no massages with a happy ending?

 

[Lavish]

LOL...as a youngin any sexual activity was a big deal to me...but I agree a handjob aint sh!t...

come talk to me when you teabaggin her and bussing in her face

 

[Grand Cru Boo]

hand job..... I'm extra good

 

[AAKing23]

Word. She might as well give up the dome, it comes with the territory

 

[King Poetic]

only time a woman give a handjob is when she giving me a head job as well

 

[Mass]

Just a hand job.
Yea that's a negative.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

They do it without having to feel slutty about hooking up with someone. There's a threshold that's crossed once you go into oral sex/sex territory. I fukking love getting blown.

 

[Mass]

c/s.

this chick one time in my car said " i'm about to get u off big time " she start unbutton my pants and i lay my head back like

Then she started to jack me off and i look at her like

Lmao

 

[Data-Hawk]

LOL..shiiit they're the best when you are tired.............

 

[ChrisDorner]

a girl who knows what she doing with her hands is better than any fap session


But if we talking no mouth action at all then yea that's kinda stupid