If you have ever let a chick give u a handjob, U lost

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

c/s.

this chick one time in my car said " i'm about to get u off big time " she start unbutton my pants and i lay my head back like

Then she started to jack me off and i look at her like

Nah aint no way I'm letting that happen!
I'm pushing her head down!
Only way she jerking me off is when she ready to catch that in the face

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

LOL..shiiit they're the best when you are tired.............

Tired of what? Being a man?

 

[Sugarbush]

A nut is a nut

 

[Data-Hawk]

Tired of what? Being a man?

 

[Versa]

When I lost my virginity, it all started with us watching Dragon Ball Z after watching Daredevil and making fun of how horrible it was. While watching the episode when Trunk comes from the future and single-handedly bodies Cyber Frieza and his dad King Cold, my mother calls.

We're both tipsy as fukk, and my mom is asking me what I want from the store when all of a sudden she slips her hand into my basketball shorts and start jerking me off. I'm looking at her smiling like "wtf?", but in my head i'm like "mannnnn this feels type good, but this shyt don't feel nearly as good as it would if I was doing this on my own like Batman before he linked up with Robin"

So I get off the phone and she's still jerking me off, and I'm like "Wow" and she laughed. So she eventually stops and we go back to watching DBZ for a few more minutes until she looks at my boxers and goes "wowwww you're still so hard....want me to take care of that for you?"

And I'm like "Uh....yes", and she reaches back in my boxer shorts and starts jerking me off again. I'm about to bring up how we should "do something else" but before I can she says "Actually....fukk it" and gets on her knees.

She starts doing Sonic The Hedgehog spindashes around my dikk with her tongue before wrapping her lips around it and getting to slurping. I place my right hand on her weave, sit back and enjoy the soundtrack of slurps, gags, declarations of "I'm not a porn star Chris...my mouth ain't that big...I can't go that deep down", and my nikka Trunks giving Frieza's gay ass that work

We fukked during the ep when Goku came back from Namek


Too Long, Didn't Read version: A man usually remembers every little detail of the day he lost his virginity, girls who dig anime are cool, and getting jerked off sucks...even to a virgin.

 

[Wildin]

i cant cosign. if you know a girl whos a pro then thats all you need. My Korean ex used to kill the hj game. I tried to trick her out when we broke up and have her give one of the homies the hook up so he could see what it was like but she aint bite.

I got a 40 yr old native american broad on deck who can get the lotion an..........................................

if a bytch aint using no type of lube or lotion then it aint worth havin. nah spit and p*ssy juices dont count as lube. if ur girl got monkey paws then it aint worth gettin. ive got two broads whos hands feel like cotton wrapped in silk. Theres nothing like a good hj. but some girls suck at it, just like some girls suck at dome, and some girls have wack p*ssy....all about selection

 

[Sugarbush]

Soooooooo titty fukking is a L too??

 

[semtex]

Yeah, no hand can touch my dikk like mine can. Defeats the purpose.

 

[Yung Yogurt]

So no massages with a happy ending?

right, must be a lot of young ass rookies in here. A nice massage and happy ending will have u nuttin like u just finished a prison sentence. I wish i had the dough to treat myself to 1 weekly and yes I do get p*ssy on the reg but the massage/hj is an acquired skill that can be better than fukking. U gotta get a bytch that knows what she is doing tho, not tryna get anyone locked up but hit your local backpage/craigslist "massage" sub forum and get back at me.

 

[Versa]

i cant cosign. if you know a girl whos a pro then thats all you need. My Korean ex used to kill the hj game. I tried to trick her out when we broke up and have her give one of the homies the hook up so he could see what it was like but she aint bite.

I got a 40 yr old native american broad on deck who can get the lotion an..........................................

if a bytch aint using no type of lube or lotion then it aint worth havin. nah spit and p*ssy juices dont count as lube. if ur girl got monkey paws then it aint worth gettin. ive got two broads whos hands feel like cotton wrapped in silk. Theres nothing like a good hj. but some girls suck at it, just like some girls suck at dome, and some girls have wack p*ssy....all about selection

You loving getting jerked off so much almost makes me want to neg you. That shyt is so unexciting and pointless to me.

"That's all you need", well yeah, but your hand is also all you need if you wanna get technical. Half the fun in sex isn't necessarily about just geting a nut to me. It's sensation and the emotion behind feeling a wet, saliva soaked mouth around my dikk or the tight, creamy wetness of a vagina wrapped around my dikk.

It's the shyt talk and the submissiveness. The domination and the slurps. The pounding and the deep tongue kissing. The slapping and the scratching.

A girl just jerking you off is literally the most basic shyt ever to me. Real talk, I'd rather make out with a girl passionately and get no p*ssy afterwards than to get jerked off.

Plus, that shyt is mad disrespectful in a way. It's like she's saying "I'm in no mood to suck your dikk or let you pound my p*ssy, Versa, but I'll certainly stroke your penis with my hand!" I'm good.

 

[Versa]

Soooooooo titty fukking is a L too??

Never did this. I'd imagine it's on point with proper lubricant, big enough titties to hotdog bun your dikk and light head sucks everytime I'd reach the tip of the stroke. Strictly on some foreplay shyt though....not to completition

 

[Liquid]

Never been in this situation, but I think I'd turn it down as well if that's all that is going to happen

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[Wildin]

You loving getting jerked off so much almost makes me want to neg you. That shyt is so unexciting and pointless to me.

"That's all you need", well yeah, but your hand is also all you need if you wanna get technical. Half the fun in sex isn't necessarily about just geting a nut to me. It's sensation and the emotion behind feeling a wet, saliva soaked mouth around my dikk or the tight, creamy wetness of a vagina wrapped around my dikk.

It's the shyt talk and the submissiveness. The domination and the slurps. The pounding and the deep tongue kissing. The slapping and the scratching.

A girl just jerking you off is literally the most basic shyt ever to me. Real talk, I'd rather make out with a girl passionately and get no p*ssy afterwards than to get jerked off.

Plus, that shyt is mad disrespectful in a way. It's like she's saying "I'm in no mood to suck your dikk or let you pound my p*ssy, Versa, but I'll certainly stroke your penis with my hand!" I'm good.

its only disrespectful if your thirsty. ive never asked for anything from a bytch and dont plan on it anytime soon. ive left plenty of hoes high and dry, either they jerk me off, suck me off, or i fukk'em til i bust then i leave or tell them they have to go. I dont tell them thank you afterwards, they aint doin me any favors. you may be thinking of 8th grade handjobs with a dime scoop of lotion in her hand. im talking about her using a quarter bottle of lotion or half a travel bottle of lube. its not neat and discreet, its almost a full out affair. if she aint never grinded your meat like one of those fresh pepper shakers at a restaurant and other two handed techniques and then made you bust on her neck and titties or face then i cant help you.

and i never said love

 

[Batz]

When I lost my virginity, it all started with us watching Dragon Ball Z after watching Daredevil and making fun of how horrible it was. While watching the episode when Trunk comes from the future and single-handedly bodies Cyber Frieza and his dad King Cold, my mother calls.

We're both tipsy as fukk, and my mom is asking me what I want from the store when all of a sudden she slips her hand into my basketball shorts and start jerking me off. I'm looking at her smiling like "wtf?", but in my head i'm like "mannnnn this feels type good, but this shyt don't feel nearly as good as it would if I was doing this on my own like Batman before he linked up with Robin"

So I get off the phone and she's still jerking me off, and I'm like "Wow" and she laughed. So she eventually stops and we go back to watching DBZ for a few more minutes until she looks at my boxers and goes "wowwww you're still so hard....want me to take care of that for you?"

And I'm like "Uh....yes", and she reaches back in my boxer shorts and starts jerking me off again. I'm about to bring up how we should "do something else" but before I can she says "Actually....fukk it" and gets on her knees.

She starts doing Sonic The Hedgehog spindashes around my dikk with her tongue before wrapping her lips around it and getting to slurping. I place my right hand on her weave, sit back and enjoy the soundtrack of slurps, gags, declarations of "I'm not a porn star Chris...my mouth ain't that big...I can't go that deep down", and my nikka Trunks giving Frieza's gay ass that work

We fukked during the ep when Goku came back from Namek


Too Long, Didn't Read version: A man usually remembers every little detail of the day he lost his virginity, girls who dig anime are cool, and getting jerked off sucks...even to a virgin.

First, DBZ the goat childhood anime

Second at the bolded.

 

[TRUEST]

I'm at the bar last night hangin with a few of my MMA homies. This broad walks up to my homies, gives him a hug and they say whatsup to eachother, and she keeps it movin. When she left dude was like, "Bro, that broad gave me the best hand job a while back"

I'm like, "that's it? You never smashed?" "You didn't get dome? He's like no. I have never had a bytch give me a handjob. I can do that shyt my gatdamn self. I remember a chick sayin that she would only give me a handjob back n the day. I hit that broad with the

What kind of man will settle for a gatdamn hand job? a chick better at the least be givin up dome shots. I would rather a chick just tel say, "let's just wait to have sex" rather than offer me a lame as hand job.

a handjob is better at times when a bytch is bad but u know she dirty so u aint even wanna risk exchanging bodily fluids with her. or, u can jack off on her face. that's equally as satisfying. to mean, doing that,at times,can be as good as sex because if a chick is willing u let u jack off on her face, uve somehow conquered her.