If you have ever let a chick give u a handjob, U lost

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if your getting urself off its supposed to be one and done. if a bytch if givin u a handjob with the lotions and two hand techniques, exploring every inch of the reed, knowing when to stop and concentrate on a diffferent area,the balls and all of that...if your doing that to yourself then YOU lost.
 

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A girl I dated for years gave better handjobs than blowjobs. If we weren't screwing I wasn't going to turn it down. The only time it pissed me off was when we got an expensive hotel room and she said she was sore after she came and she switched to the handjob.
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exactly..this nikka talking bout "i'd rather give myself damn handjob" :what:

getting jerked off by a dime>>>fapping

:manny:

muthafukkas in here talking bout they would rather make out with hoes than get jerked off :heh:

lol@making out with random hoes ..nikka is u 12?

damn u nikkas starvin' :heh:

nikkas who get p*ssy like its nothin aint stressin bout fukking every chick they meet..
sometimes we just wanna sit back and let the ho go to work..hands,mouth,feet..:manny:


If you're talking to a nikka then quote a nikka you dyslexic simpleton. Where did I ever say I'm making out with random hoes? Disgusting. Lol @ thinking just because you're free handed and emotionally empty with your approach to fukking a woman that other nikkas are the same.

I'm too advanced mentally for you breh. Sit down. We're on completely different tiers of existence.

Lol @ footjobs. nikkas done battered and played sex out so thoroughly that they're looking for footjobs to get that spark back. Looking for pleasure through a woman's fukking feet. How does that even make you feel inside? nikkas is pathetic. Have some fukking dignity about your dikk.
 

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even when i was 14 i had a girl rub her clit while jackin me off.

her feet would be by my shoulders so i could get full frontal, she'd lay on her side. and let me watch her do her while she did me....good times.
 

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C/s thats a waste of fukking time. Considering i can do it better:laugh:

But....back in middle school:lawd: I use to get them joints on deck:russ: I think i got one everywhere. In class, in the bathroom, at my house, at the theaters, at the skating ring, at dances. fukkin everywhere:ahh:
 

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If you're talking to a nikka then quote a nikka you dyslexic simpleton. Where did I ever say I'm making out with random hoes? Disgusting. Lol @ thinking just because you're free handed and emotionally empty with your approach to fukking a woman that other nikkas are the same.

I'm too advanced mentally for you breh. Sit down. We're on completely different tiers of existence.

Lol @ footjobs. nikkas done battered and played sex out so thoroughly that they're looking for footjobs to get that spark back. Looking for pleasure through a woman's fukking feet. How does that even make you feel inside? nikkas is pathetic. Have some fukking dignity about your dikk.

Look at this emotional ass dweeb catching feelings :heh:

Did your dumb ass even read OP's post?he is talking bout some girl he met..i.e a random ho..
Your stupid ass in here talking bout girlfriends and shyt..:dead:

I have gotten handjobs from randoms,jumps and girls i was dating at the time and i guarantee u they were better than all the lovey dovey,passionate, make out sessions your :wrist: ass has ever experienced

Ol dont jerk my dikk babygirl..instead lets make out ass nikka :pachaha:
Typa nikka at the club passionately sucking on a tongue of some bytch who just let another nikka bust in her mouth in the restroom :scusthov:

You clowns dont get no p*ssy at all..no wonder u dont know how to have fun
I dont gravitate towards ugly bytches..so any dime pulling down my zipper to suck,ride or jerk gets no resistance from the God :manny:

Top tier of existence my black ass..go make out with a homeless ho
 

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See what you do is accept the handjob, then you position your legs between her head and lock on a scissor lock. Tell her the only way she's getting out of that is if she gives you that knowledge :youngsabo: :skip:

It's worked every time for me and I've only been arrested for it twice :manny:
 

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Look at this emotional ass dweeb catching feelings :heh:

Did your dumb ass even read OP's post?he is talking bout some girl he met..i.e a random ho..
Your stupid ass in here talking bout girlfriends and shyt..:dead:

I have gotten handjobs from randoms,jumps and girls i was dating at the time and i guarantee u they were better than all the lovey dovey,passionate, make out sessions your :wrist: ass has ever experienced

Ol dont jerk my dikk babygirl..instead lets make out ass nikka :pachaha:
Typa nikka at the club passionately sucking on a tongue of some bytch who just let another nikka bust in her mouth in the restroom :scusthov:

You clowns dont get no p*ssy at all..no wonder u dont know how to have fun
I dont gravitate towards ugly bytches..so any dime pulling down my zipper to suck,ride or jerk gets no resistance from the God :manny:

Top tier of existence my black ass..go make out with a homeless ho

:pachaha:

I'm not even going to entertain this lazy ass nikka with more than 3 sentences. When you look in the mirror and have an epiphany about how empty, boring and shallow your connection with women truly is, hit me up and I'll tell you how to really fukk a woman. Till then, have fun boring your whack ass "dime pieces" with your goofy handjob sessions like the fake Alpha Male you are.
 

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exactly..this nikka talking bout "i'd rather give myself damn handjob" :what:

getting jerked off by a dime>>>fapping

:manny:

muthafukkas in here talking bout they would rather make out with hoes than get jerked off :heh:

lol@making out with random hoes ..nikka is u 12?

damn u nikkas starvin' :heh:

nikkas who get p*ssy like its nothin aint stressin bout fukking every chick they meet..
sometimes we just wanna sit back and let the ho go to work..hands,mouth,feet.:manny:


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:pachaha:

I'm not even going to entertain this lazy ass nikka with more than 3 sentences. When you look in the mirror and have an epiphany about how empty, boring and shallow your connection with women truly is, hit me up and I'll tell you how to really fukk a woman. Till then, have fun boring your whack ass "dime pieces" with your goofy handjob sessions like the fake Alpha Male you are.

Nothing worse than a frontin' ass smart dumb nikka who gets no p*ssy

3 sentences huh?:usure:

u dumb nikkas make me sick

:dead:
 

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Last time I did molly I got a HJ and it was amazing. At first I was like :shaq2:
then things escalated to :shaq: It helps if the chick knows what shes doing.

Only thing better is getting a footjob from a chick with pretty toes.
 
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