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[DirtyMoney]

State of emergency, need the 411 on this

1. Sleeping patterns. How to get this MF to sleep through the night

2. Breastfeeding (weening a 2 year old off milk.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Your child is 2 and is still breast feeding and doesn't sleep thru the night? You lost

 

[beenz]

I got kids but with them being 14 and 8, I'm so far past this stage I can't even barely remember.

 

[DirtyMoney]

Your child is 2 and is still breast feeding and doesn't sleep thru the night? You lost

I’m not the mother. This is her fault. I’m the breadwinner now I gotta learn this too

 

[ba'al]

Ask the coli for parental advice brehs.

 

[DirtyMoney]

I got kids but with them being 14 and 8, I'm so far past this stage I can't even barely remember.

fam I’m dyung out here. I’m getting 0 sleep in.

 

[DirtyMoney]

Ask the coli for parental advice brehs.

Man we all goin raw. I’m just seeing what the general concenUs is whilst I wait for my GP to make a referral

 

[ba'al]

Man we all goin raw. I’m just seeing what the general concenUs is whilst I wait for my GP to make a referral

YEah i'm just joking bruh you probably would get better answers in the salon section on here.

 

[Kobes Two Jerseys]

Work a graveyard shift and let your lady handle it. You get home, sleep during the day like the kid does.

 

[jdubnyce]

State of emergency, need the 411 on this

1. Sleeping patterns. How to get this MF to sleep through the night

2. Breastfeeding (weening a 2 year old off milk.

#1 sleep training should be priority number 1 breh. No sleep for the kid, no sleep for you - which makes EVERYTHING else much more difficult.

There's various methods (cry it out, pick up-put down). And you need commitment to sticking to whatever plan/strategy you decide on. The tough part is it's the middle of the night and you just want that muhfukka to sleep (I've been there), so you do anything to shut them up and sleep. DONT.

Don't waver, stay dedicated. Shouldn't take more than a week or two. Since the kid is already 2, he/she should be able to recognize that it's night time and everyone should be sleeping.

As for breast milk, the kid is 2 and still breastfeeding?

 

[Collateral]

2 year old on breast milk still

I bet he still cries for a pacifier too.

 

[Mike Nasty]

Don't let them take a nap during the day. Let them run around in the afternoon. Don't give them any positive attention when they wake in the middle of the night

 

[beenz]

fam I’m dyung out here. I’m getting 0 sleep in.

Your lady don't work? If she doesn't, u don't need to be getting up constantly. I worked at night when I had my first kid. So I would come home and deal with her if she woke up and then go to sleep later.

 

[beenz]

Give the baby a little Benadryl. They'll be sleep in no time :sleep:

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I’m not the mother. This is her fault. I’m the breadwinner now I gotta learn this too

If the kid was 6 months and not sleeping thru the night I'd understand but 2 years tho?