If you in a bathroom with 2 urinals and a stall and someone using a urinal..

[The Coochie Assassin]

Depends. If it sounds like he having trouble, I'll go to the stall because some brothas can't pee when you standing next to them or someone else in the restroom. Sometimes when I notice a dude struggling, I'll turn the faucet on for him to get his mind right.

 

[The M.I.C.]

You asking for trouble if you park yo ass right next to me while I'm pissing. I've started a couple of fights just because of that shyt.

 

[Michael9100]

handicap stalls

 

[ndthentherewasx]

Did any of yall have them giant urinals in elementary school?


Looking back at it now what the fukk


We used to have pee contests to see who can go back the furtherst without hitting the floor

 

[wingstop]

Depends. If it sounds like he having trouble, I'll go to the stall because some brothas can't pee when you standing next to them or someone else in the restroom. Sometimes when I notice a dude struggling, I'll turn the faucet on for him to get his mind right.

wow

 

[Shadow]

Stall.

If the stall is occupied and there's no divider next to the dude peeing and I have to pee really bad...I'd use the urinal next to him and just start talking out loud "What's up everybody, my name Jimmy. So the other day, I went to the store and I forgot to get the BREAD! OHHHHHH THE EGGS AND MILK!" just random gibberish then start laughing to myself.

Make the awkward situation not awkward for you by just being extremely weird and random. With luck the dude will just leave the restroom and not say anything because nobody wants to mess with a crazy person much less pee next to them. He will have a weird story to tell his friends and you can pee in peace, so its a win/win for everyone involved.

 

[Pineal Gland]

Share the urinal, just make sure not to cross streams

 

[LuckyLibra619]

This what Cacs be doing

 

[Citi Trends]

i always use a stall unless the bathroom is empty

then i just use the last urinal in case someone walks in

 

[b_low_brown]

This what Cacs be doing

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

This what Cacs be doing

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

I use the stalls even to take a piss heck I'll even wait until a stall is available. I rarely ever take a dump in public toilets so when people hit me with the it's for number 2 only I'm like

I don't see the point in communal peeing these weirdos try and make it about dikk size.

Plus there's toilet paper to wipe any droplets I know I'm sounding like a here but hygiene.

I can't take a dump outside my house/hotel unless there is wither some jet spray like they have in Islamic countries or that flush they got in Japan or I'm using a disabled toilet that way I have direct access to a sink.


The huge problem with stalls is the foul shyt I've seen a lot of white boys do in clubs one dude took a dump on the seat and bragged about it later

 

[FlexPavilion]

Depends. If it sounds like he having trouble, I'll go to the stall because some brothas can't pee when you standing next to them or someone else in the restroom. Sometimes when I notice a dude struggling, I'll turn the faucet on for him to get his mind right.

"You can do it, champ"

 

[Tunez]

Stall

 

[Legend]

(Work environment) I hate when dudes try to spark up conversation while we both pissin. Dog, do I look like I'm tryna talk?? That shyt kill me. I'm tryna piss and move on. Seems to often come from dudes who are naturally awkward, like they can't take the silence or something. Aint nothing wrong with a what's up man or something quick. But they be squirming like the silence is unbearable and try to bring up a story. Like, you can't find a better time to tell me this shyt???