If you live alone, why would you wear clothes to bed? That makes no sense to me.

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"Thread Premise: Why aren't you nikkas naked in bed like me?"

OP: "You know what's eating at me? Why aren't more nikkas sleeping naked? Let's get to the bottom of this! I'll ask The Coli!" :jbhmm:
I just want everyone to have a Cozy goodnight. Is that a crime? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. 🤔
 

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Lord forbid one day you are woken up by another man knocking on your door because your house is on fire and get up and realize you can't find your closet or pick out clothes in the smoke filled room and you have to make a naked mad dash outside.

You are then met by the fire team, and all your neighbors outside while butt ass naked. What makes matters worse it's a cold cold morning and your manhood is trying to take cover making it appear there's not much to see there... That hot neighbor you been playing at can't even say she had her curiosity satisfied despite the revelation.

Welp sir you have now played yourself.
Stay prepared :ufdup:
 
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Lord forbid one day you are woken up by another man knocking on your door because your house is on fire and get up and realize you can't find your closet or pick out clothes in the smoke filled room and you have to make a naked mad dash outside.

You are then met by the fire team, and all your neighbors outside while butt ass naked. What makes matters worse it's a cold cold morning and your manhood is trying to take cover making it appear there's not much to see there... That hot neighbor you been playing at can't even say she had her curiosity satisfied despite the revelation.

Welp sir you have now played yourself.
Stay prepared :ufdup:
Damn...
 

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Baiting a 98.9% male site into talking about being butt fukn naked is nasty work:beli:
 

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I can't even lay on my bed with clothes on, or even be in the house. I start to feel claustrophobic. As soon as I get home all clothes come off.
 
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