If you nikkas bend over at the waist you just might be a fakkit.

[s3ven_LvLs]

I refuse to do toe touches when stretching on jiu jitsu

Matter fact, stretching PERIOD is hella sus :ddash:

 

[A.V.]

And you thought about it all the way through check out.
Pulled out the android before you even got all the groceries in the car like "They gon' hear about this."

Moist ass nikka pulled his phone out like "oh no he DI' INT!!!"

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

I'm in the cereal aisle and it's a man further up. I start walking his way and he just bends over to grab something from the bottom shelve, ass all in the air. Pause.

Be a man and squat at the fukking knees.

that's right up there with putting one leg up on your bed to put lotion on

 

[QuintessentialBM]

Does this apply when stretching? I have to stretch my hamstrings regularly because those muscles are the largest and strongest part of my body, so if I don't bend over and touch my toes, I'll suffer from chronic "Charley-horse" cramps. When I do the stretch, my legs are together instead of spread out at an angle. That makes it a little less gay.

 

[Zero]

@the backfire

 

[Steve Piffler]

i guess doing yoga is out then

 

[dennis roadman]

drop down and get your eagle on to remain masculine brehs

 

[FeloniousMonk]

If you sag your pants so other men can see your drawls..

Guess what?



edit:I dont care how many bytches you pull either..