Now, listen to me carefully, if you would, bytch nikkas. The first thing you need to understand, bytch nikka… See the bytch nikkas paying attention? The first thing you need to understand, bytch nikkas, is the first nut is slippery. It’s not just you. It happens to the best of us. Sometimes the first nut just has a mind of its own. You can have the best intentions in the world, just… “I’m gonna fukk the shyt out of… Ah, hell no. I don’t believe this shyt.” Now, if you’re a real nikka, you’d never even let her know what just happened. You just, “You are not ready yet. You are not ready yet. “I’m gonna eat your p*ssy again. I’m gonna eat your p*ssy again. “You are not ready for this.” There’s some women in here mad, right now. “ls that what he was doing?” Yes, you are fukking with a real nikka. Now, since you know that the first nut is slippery, it is your obligation to get that motherfukker out the way before you get to her house. You need to be on the highway working that motherfukker out. Just… That way, by the time you get to her house, you are already on nut number two. And I think I speak for all real nikkas in attendance today when I say there is nothing more powerful than arriving at her house already on nut number two. You don’t be bullshytting. You just, “Go on and lay down. Go on and lay down.” “You might want to wrap your hair up this evening. “You might want to wrap your hair up.” - Kat Williams
quoting the joke since I can't find a short clip of it funny and accurate.
what is it with dikk policing other men 
what do virgins have to do with anything?
the last two or three days... 
