Dirty_Jerz
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Dance class excellence
If you single sign up for a Zouk/Kizomba class and :eat:
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How is this something new?
Man if you trying to get at some chicks and fill your Rolodex up...all you got to do is take some dance lessons...something popular...something sensual...you can never really go wrong with salsa...take that class...you going to be taken it with some chicks...the average dude aint got the balls to go take salsa dancing classes and look like a fool in front of a bunch of women...and you gonna have to take some L's in the class...you gonna have that super dyke lesbian chick who got a bigger bulge than you and you just gonna have to deal with it...you gonna have that overweight married chick who shouldn't even be in the class, pressing all up on you smelling like bacon grease...hands all on your belt buckle talking about "it's nothing personal i just want to learn it for my husband"...yeah okay bytch why he not here then...anyway...the rest will be average to above average looking chicks...you dance with them a lot...you close to them all the time...bodies always touching...
Then they will want your number so you can go out dancing...and then...will that's it...they will call you wanting to go out dancing somewhere every weekend...and you will go...and dance...and drink...and have sex...man i had chicks in my salsa dancing class calling me YEARS after the class was over...to go dancing...
Easiest flip in the book...even a lame nikka can eat good off this...
Also, when you randomly hit a chick in the club with a salsa move...like...90% of the time she gonna
Was at a Kizomba club tonight in Atlanta. shyt was popping.
Honeys were like
Edit: Even Americans are getting into Kizomba, kompa and zouk now. There were quite a few Yankee chicks and brehs in there
Honeys were like
Edit: Even Americans are getting into Kizomba, kompa and zouk now. There were quite a few Yankee chicks and brehs in there
Remember when homie was still with Kassav. Used to love some of the tracks he did "Filé zétwal" among others but there was another one I can't recall the title right now
R.I.P. Patrick St.-Eloi
Just got home from a Kizomba party a minute ago. shyt it dope. I need to get my game up on that. Granted it's comparable to Haitian Kompa so i at least have some basics already in me but it's somewhat of a different beast.
Oh and the honeys
Again, even black american chicks are all over it and that's saying a lot since they typically dont venture out much from their homegrown music genres.
Oh and the honeys
Again, even black american chicks are all over it and that's saying a lot since they typically dont venture out much from their homegrown music genres.
You canoff of Bachata too....
I remember the times I used to go into them spots in Washington Heights telling them broads I was from San Pedro de Macoris and feasting liberally.
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It was mixed club in Dallas called Zouk. I had no idea it was a style of dance 
Zouk is a music genre. It emerged from late 70s Haitian and martiniquais konpa and really took off when Jacob and the whole Kassav crew stepped on the scene In the early to mid 80s.It was mixed club in Dallas called Zouk. I had no idea it was a style of dance
Still tied for my favorite band ever
the bossman
Superstar
Rep. I need to get back into kizomba. Like OP said you will take some Ls in the beginning cause most women prefer to dance with a lead who has a lot of experience and confident in his steps.
Once you get some of the basic steps down tho you can still eat
The gender ratios at kizomba socials always be like 5 women to 1 man. All them women dressed to the nines sitting on the wall looking
with no brehs to dance with 
Once you get some of the basic steps down tho you can still eat
The gender ratios at kizomba socials always be like 5 women to 1 man. All them women dressed to the nines sitting on the wall looking
with no brehs to dance with SadimirPutin
Superstar
zouk
so slept on outside of the francophone world. but one of the goat genres out of the caribbean
...et oui... les femmes aiment aussi
SadimirPutin
Superstar
oh and as for the OP
Dance classes is one of THE GOAT ways to meet women.....
Broads love dancing.......even if they got two left hoofs
And going out dancing at salasa, bachata, meringue, etc type events is an easy way to have random women basically try to hump you with clothes on
Dance classes is one of THE GOAT ways to meet women.....
Broads love dancing.......even if they got two left hoofs
And going out dancing at salasa, bachata, meringue, etc type events is an easy way to have random women basically try to hump you with clothes on
Somehow black American women have stumbled upon Kizomba, Zouk and Konpa and are aggressively learning the style ,now. They be all up in the clubs and parties too. Went to a Tabou Combo concert last week and saw a few AA chicks in there. At first I thought they were with some Haitian brehs. Turns out they came on their own.
And they know how to gwouyé too, @Soundbwoy .
It's our turn to eat, french-caribbean brehs
To the brehs in Atlanta there is this fine ass AA chick who teaches Kizomba. She be advertising in the Atlanta Haitians Facebook group. Did I mention this woman is fine as fuxk
She's American (from Louisiana) but she supposedly spent time in Portugal and she's a really really good Kizomba instructor.
And they know how to gwouyé too, @Soundbwoy .
It's our turn to eat, french-caribbean brehs
To the brehs in Atlanta there is this fine ass AA chick who teaches Kizomba. She be advertising in the Atlanta Haitians Facebook group. Did I mention this woman is fine as fuxk
She's American (from Louisiana) but she supposedly spent time in Portugal and she's a really really good Kizomba instructor.
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nikkas writing essays about fukking dance classes
How dry dikked is you nikkas?
How dry dikked is you nikkas?
