If you single sign up for a Zouk/Kizomba class and :eat:

Soundbwoy

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learn how to dance like this
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bishes will give u that :ohhh::whoo::takedat:
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How is this something new?

Man if you trying to get at some chicks and fill your Rolodex up...all you got to do is take some dance lessons...something popular...something sensual...you can never really go wrong with salsa...take that class...you going to be taken it with some chicks...the average dude aint got the balls to go take salsa dancing classes and look like a fool in front of a bunch of women...and you gonna have to take some L's in the class...you gonna have that super dyke lesbian chick who got a bigger bulge than you and you just gonna have to deal with it...you gonna have that overweight married chick who shouldn't even be in the class, pressing all up on you smelling like bacon grease...hands all on your belt buckle talking about "it's nothing personal i just want to learn it for my husband"...yeah okay bytch why he not here then...anyway...the rest will be average to above average looking chicks...you dance with them a lot...you close to them all the time...bodies always touching...

Then they will want your number so you can go out dancing...and then...will that's it...they will call you wanting to go out dancing somewhere every weekend...and you will go...and dance...and drink...and have sex...man i had chicks in my salsa dancing class calling me YEARS after the class was over...to go dancing...

Easiest flip in the book...even a lame nikka can eat good off this...

Also, when you randomly hit a chick in the club with a salsa move...like...90% of the time she gonna :gladbron::wub:
 

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How is this something new?

Man if you trying to get at some chicks and fill your Rolodex up...all you got to do is take some dance lessons...something popular...something sensual...you can never really go wrong with salsa...take that class...you going to be taken it with some chicks...the average dude aint got the balls to go take salsa dancing classes and look like a fool in front of a bunch of women...and you gonna have to take some L's in the class...you gonna have that super dyke lesbian chick who got a bigger bulge than you and you just gonna have to deal with it...you gonna have that overweight married chick who shouldn't even be in the class, pressing all up on you smelling like bacon grease...hands all on your belt buckle talking about "it's nothing personal i just want to learn it for my husband"...yeah okay bytch why he not here then...anyway...the rest will be average to above average looking chicks...you dance with them a lot...you close to them all the time...bodies always touching...

Then they will want your number so you can go out dancing...and then...will that's it...they will call you wanting to go out dancing somewhere every weekend...and you will go...and dance...and drink...and have sex...man i had chicks in my salsa dancing class calling me YEARS after the class was over...to go dancing...

Easiest flip in the book...even a lame nikka can eat good off this...

Also, when you randomly hit a chick in the club with a salsa move...like...90% of the time she gonna :gladbron::wub:

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