if you watch a romantic film on a date you are a fatherless simp

Uncle Kingpin

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Why not see the terminator breh? When I have taken dates to the movies it was never a chick flick ever. The most emotional movie I ever took a female to see was passion of the christ... There was grown thug killaz in there crying like a motherfukka.. the whole theater was sobbing... I got p*ssy that night too.
I get away with so much shyt with women, least i can do is pass out on her shoulder while she watches Love on a Canoe or whatever the fukk romcom is out. It's about picking your battles, she can pick what movie we watch every time. But at home, i'm not watching anything i dont want to cuz i can just go in another room, or leave and go out.
 

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Good heavens friend. What are couples supposed to do together. :mindblown:

Im beginning to feel sorry for friends women.

HONEY ITS OUR ANNIVERSARY like Toni Tony Tone, can we go to the beach and walk holding hands with a slight chance of frolicing?

:birdman: I aint no simp.

I question the love you have to your women.

Its so demonic, friends :sitdown:
 
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I get away with so much shyt with women, least i can do is pass out on her shoulder while she watches Love on a Canoe or whatever the fukk romcom is out. It's about picking your battles, she can pick what movie we watch every time. But at home, i'm not watching anything i dont want to cuz i can just go in another room, or leave and go out.
I feel you... I think this is something I'd rather do at home though instead of the movies. I've never done it yet, but I'm not opposed to it. Especially If I can smoke some weed prior or eat a brownie.
 

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Yes... and overacting.

Look at her!!!! Look at what he did to Janet!!!!!!

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Janet can't act worth a damn, but I needed someone to blame :russ:
 

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Which one of these coli goons went to see a Tyler Perry movie on a first date? I know one of you eunuchs did.
If a chick asks me to take her to a Tyler Perry film, I will go to the theater, let her purchase her ticket then leave and let her watch that bullshyt alone.
 

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i was with a chick 2 years, never took her on dates & movies until a year in.... am i a real breh???? i did watch the kardashias a couple times.. :snoop:
Real demonic. Everyone knows women like to do stuff. The world is big, like outside. Why confine your relationship to your small living quarters unless, unless friend, you werent really that into her, friend. :sitdown:

I remember doing stuff like that with women in my demonic days. Back when i had a woman who i felt, wasnt a dime. It was so demonic, friend. :snoop:
 
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