If you were a mutant would you fukk with Xavier or Magneto?

[Orbital-Fetus]

team X.
i'm not down with genocide.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Magneto had no loyalty even to his bottom bytch


Let his soldiers get massacred

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I never pawged. my kids the same complexion as me.

CAP!!!!!

All


And this why I be going in on you. Cuz you turned your back on Harlem to be the plug and now you a compulsive liar!!!


I’m gonna expose you cuz I got time







I really hope @Bushmaster69 comes back and whoops your ass again

 

[Bboystyle]

Xmen = c00ns.

Magneto and company = black panthers(not the hero, but the movement)

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Xavier because the X-men don't discriminate. They know the struggles of being a mutant and how it can lead some down the wrong path but they still let all mutants treat the X-mansion as a refuge.

Wolverine
Rogue
Gambit
Dark Phoenix
Emma Frost
Kid Omega
Psylocke
Sabertooth
Juggernaut
And even Magneto were all villains at some point but were allowed to join or come back into the fold.

Morlocks are batshyt crazy and choose deformation with the help of the Morlock named Masque

Masque possesses the ability to change the physical appearance of any other person by touch, manipulating it like clay through physical contact. When the Morlocks formed, Masque's job was to use his powers on those Morlocks who were not "ugly enough" to be considered a true outcast by Callisto. Originally, it was stated that Masque (who was born disfigured as far as missing an eye and having facial disfigurement where his eye should be) could not use his powers on himself

The Hellfire club is racist

The Brotherhood of evil mutants have terrible bosses in Magneto and Mystique. They only care about themselves.

 

[YouMadd?]

Depends on my class level…

 

[Luke Cage]

CAP!!!!!

All


And this why I be going in on you. Cuz you turned your back on Harlem to be the plug and now you a compulsive liar!!!


I’m gonna expose you cuz I got time







I really hope @Bushmaster69 comes back and whoops your ass again

Negged, superpowered p*ssy gets a pass.

 

[GoFlipAPack]

I'd fukk that blue bytch played by Jennifer Lawrence. Have me a different looking hoe every night

 

[Sadbrownsfan]

If you're just about self preservation both are terrible as a random mutant.

prof X you’re going to get blown up with other unnamed students on campus trying to and always failing to kill the X-men or will get dragged off in a government raid for experimentation.

magneto you’ll get slaughtered in geonosha, before that you’d be a nameless warm up goon to the named goons that are a warm up for Magneto. Probably have a dumb power like your head turns into a jackhammer and you immediately get murdered by wolverine.

 

[MajesticLion]

Considering what's become of the X-people and all the silliness shoehorned under that umbrella...I'm avoiding all those idiots and chilling in the Outback with Gateway.

 

[Ironman]

Now Xmen are c00nse

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Why brother why.

I'm not fukking with Xavier or Magneto unless I look like a goddamn freak. I'ma embrace my humanity and use my powers on clowns who force my hand, secretly. I don't need to hide behind a gang when i've got the Almighty and the holy scriptures to protect me.

The world must be balanced so we can live our best lives and whoever gets in the way of that must be crushed.

Looking at the comics all mutants do is fukk shyt up and all the leaders do is send the people they're saving on crash dummy missions. No thanks. I'll be my own dummy

If mutants were real, when people saw your hairline they’d assume you were one. You’d get mutant-bashed and gay-bashed at the same time.

 

[that guy]

Seeing as how Stan lee created Xavier and magneto from MLK and Malcolm X I would go with magneto, seeing as how MLK’s vision turned out

 

[Doobie Doo]

Had the girl Wolverine couldn't get
Actually made the plans to get the team to the finish line
Had women on deck who could read his mind and still wanted him(Jean, Emma, Betsy)

I didn't realize how funny this is until I thought about it.

 

[Mowgli]

If mutants were real, when people saw your hairline they’d assume you were one. You’d get mutant-bashed and gay-bashed at the same time.

You been bald since birth and can't keep a bytch. Existence of Lame gene confirmed.