If you were a rapper and had to battle Big Pun . . what's your game plan

Mac Casper

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You're a popular upcoming rapper placed in a PPV match-up against Big Pun, you have a week to plan . . what's your game plan? How you coming out the gate?
 

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Obviously u gotta make fun of his weight. Then play on his name.

Then talk about how he can't finish a verse without getting punched in in the studio and turn that into another metaphor/punchline.
 

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Go for his fat, literally, get on my knees (no homo) and just start rapping to his fat ass stomach (like it was his face) and talk about how he gonna die early cause of his fat ass. Then bring a dry wall prop and a dummy with bruises on its face.
 
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