If you were rich & famous and knew you could get with any celebrity who would it be

[Robo Squirrel]

Sanaa don't look freaky enough.

She ain't gone eat my booty like Amber would.

Ok. I don't think she be eating ass but you a kinky nikka.
She fits my style you heard
You take that crazy bytch with a tattoo across her damn forehead aka Amber Rose (she is washed now btw)

I'm not even going to judge you my man

 

[invalid]

Ok. I don't think she be eating ass but you a kinky nikka.

I'm a degenerate.

I'm not even going to judge you my man

Amber ain't gone either.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I'm 6'4 too but at least Zendaya is tall at 5'10. Shes just skinny or skinnier than women I'm normally into.

Oh ok thats wassup.
We really aint even tall but we are.

But still thats like walking around with a skinny lil teenager. We rock with Rihanna thick n just thick bytches you feel me?

Might be a bbw here and there you heard but never no 115 pound broad. You going to jail my nikka

 

[Contrefaire]

I'd never chose just one. I'm knocking down everything from new crushes like Ryan Destiny & the Bailey sisters to "just for old time's sake" bytches I used to crush on back as a kid like Mya, Jurnee Smollett, Tamara Tunie and Lisa Nicole Carson.


Edit: Just googled Lisa Nicole. Nevermind, I'll pass on that one...

Welp since a new slot just opened up, give me Tabria Majors just to see what it do .

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

1998 Derek Jeter

#mommy
#ijustwantonekiss

 

[Robo Squirrel]

1998 Derek Jeter

#mommy
#ijustwantonekiss

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

what

jeter was the man in 98

 

[Robo Squirrel]

what

jeter was the man in 98

How tall are you?

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

How tall are you?

5-10 1/2

 

[Robo Squirrel]

5-10 1/2

You ain't tall.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I'm a degenerate.



Amber ain't gone either.

Breh...

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Who is her mother?

Bear in mind the womans in her mid 50's

 

[FTBS]

Entire female cast of the Best Man...the stripper extras too.

 

[Heafcliffe]

Maria Menounos is coming home with me and I'm seeding it up imejitly.

Took me a sec

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Bear in mind the womans in her mid 50's

Whats this?