i'd tell him to put that goon claw back
in it's holster for at least
another 10 years and never to strike
his sista when so many white bytches
out here are looking for a future pimp
in training.
i'd have him say he was sorry to the sista,
tell her put something on her cheek and
give younging my number so i can give
him a job and teach him in the ways
of catpiticus.