I'd lick my own titties 
If you were the opposite gender, how would you handle yourself?
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Banned
I'd be a nurse at the children's hospital so I could poke lil babies with the needles also
aXiom
Maximized Potential
nikka I ain't taking no dikk whether it be literally, metaphorically, hypothetically, virtually... the answer is no.
Imagine the amount of p*ssy I'd have access too if I was a fine female though
Even straight females would let you at least cop a feel, and the curious ones 
animals, too. that's pretty much the only cure for the disease. if everything has aids, then it'll be like starting a whole new world. a better world.
to your selfless genius.
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Banned
animals, too. that's pretty much the only cure for the disease. if everything has aids, then it'll be like starting a whole new world. a better world.
I can't wait for the day for life to die out on earth and start a new species..hopefully a comet hits us soon to take us to the afterlife....life on earth right now is sooooooooo fukking boring..aren't you bored of this shyt?
I've said it before in a similar thread; I'd be the ultimate cam whore 
. Have y'all nikkas ever heard of financial domination
?
Bishes get on cam, don't even get nakey, and they make simps buy them shyt
http://www.vice.com/read/financial-domination-is-a-very-expensive-fetish
And this ugly duckling is outchea
. Have y'all nikkas ever heard of financial domination?Bishes get on cam, don't even get nakey, and they make simps buy them shyt
http://www.vice.com/read/financial-domination-is-a-very-expensive-fetish
And this ugly duckling is outchea
exactly! i'm so bored that i sometimes get teh urge to just throw a brick throw a stanger's window. hell, it could be someone i like. i just want something interesting to happen. it's to the point now that i really don't even acknowledge bathrooms either. i just find a spot where i feel safe and do my thing. no wipes, i just shower later.
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Banned
Sometimes I lay in bed all day and think to myself
why is this planet soooooo fukking boring
Sometimes I lay in bed all day and think to myself
breh we should move to one of those super earths. i heard those shyts are dope. the change in gravity would prolly have my dikk longer than a mother ucker. or my t*ts depending on what gender i was when i got there.
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Banned
Humans need to build a Death Star..like in Star Wars..I'd rather live there than here.,they got better technology..
Chesirecatdaddy
All Star
w two fingersI'd be a whore. I'm a whore as a man, and would be one as a woman.
And it'd be way easier to go about my whoring. I'd get dikked down 3 times a day easy
No homo
I've said it before in a similar thread; I'd be the ultimate cam whore
Bishes get on cam, don't even get nakey, and they make simps buy them shyt
http://www.vice.com/read/financial-domination-is-a-very-expensive-fetish
And this ugly duckling is outchea
I've watched as people dropped stacks so they could get the cam model to reveal a titty for 5 seconds.
If I wasn't familiar with the internet wierdos, I would've called
If a chick ever complains about going hungry in this world, she doesn't deserve to live
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