If you wipe sitting down; you lost

[Luken]

Scust at your hand going below the seat
Scust and potentially rubbing your shyt
Scust at potentially touching up the seat/toilet

Scust at potentially getting poo on your dikk/balls


Learn to stand and wipe brehs, abandon this caveman practice of sitting and wiping

 

[Bless't]

What made you start a thread about wiping your ass?

I got a chuckle out of the title.



Just curious.

 

[SmallWars]

Do y'all hold your dikk down so it doesn't touch the bowl? Whenever I slip up and it touches I feel like I got the AIDS.

 

[DreadBrown]

Scust at nikkas imagining how other nikkas wipe their ass

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Sane people really do this? What the hell did I read just now?

 

[Supa cat]

We don't wipe asses in harlem

You touching your ass? Might as well gripe it and call yourself daddy

A batty mon ting dat

 

[Luken]

Sane people really do this? What the hell did I read just now?

you tell me.

 

[Swing]

Do y'all hold your dikk down so it doesn't touch the bowl? Whenever I slip up and it touches I feel like I got the AIDS.

I thought I was the only one

 

[Illuminatos]

I'm supposed to stand up so the poop gets smeared all over my ass?

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

OP is so local he figures he can determine W/L's factor

 

[EffYou]

If you don't use baby wipes u lost

 

[Luck]

nikka if you standing up in the "assume the position" stance just to wipe ya ass you might be a fakkit

You bent over at the waste with them cheeks spread rubbing tissue on ya booty hole like you ready or some shyt...we not on that fam

The natural way to shyt and wipe is by squatting since you care so much about it

 

[Strapped]

this dude on shieet now
i stand for your info dawg

 

[Falcozer]

The proper way to wipe your ass :

 

[JackRoss]

nikkas worried about how other people wipe they bootyholes huh? ????? Specify gender bruh..... Why you care how nikkas wipe????? I don't think nikkas make these kinds of threads.......... Some white people be obsessed with the wrong shyt and they be telling on themselves...........Not saying that you are white but it's highly unlikely that a nikka would make this fakkit as thread.................... ............... You white folks are natural homosexuals...... Who makes a thread about men shytting and their a$$holes..... WHITE PEOPLE...... Unless you're going to expose yourself as a woman you have shown your true colors........... Funny how you white fakkits don't see your homo obsession with black people..... Your shyt is a mental illness... You go so far as to show your scat porn addiction...... You folks need help ..... shyt is getting weird