If you woke up tomorrow as a monster which would you pick?

[Eddie_1100]

Vampire is by far the most inconvenienced between the two.

I realized that later the werewolf is the most convenient, but a zombie breh??? I got shyt to do I can’t be up in the DMV with parts fallin off me and stankin everywhere.

 

[TEH]

Vampire

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

I ain't trying to suck nothing and I ain't brain dead dumb. Make me the wolfman

 

[Un-AmericanDreamer]

Vampire is the only one that stay getting ass.

 

[Sterling Archer]

I realized that later the werewolf is the most convenient, but a zombie breh??? I got shyt to do I can’t be up in the DMV with parts fallin off me and stankin everywhere.

I have no idea why dude put zombie in this shyt. nikkas aint even acknowledging that shyt.

 

[Lootha VanDraws]

Vampire, only if I get to be like The COUNT from Sesame Street

R.I.P. Kobe

 

[parallax]

Think underworld werewolf.

then this is a real easy choice. why would anyone pick vampires?

 

[FLATOP]

Haha vampires in real life would be like Twilight and fukk all day

 

[FromStLouis]

That word is highly offensive, I am not a 'monster'. Do you have any idea how many stakes I've had wielded in my direction behind that word??

 

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

esper


trash choices op

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

Frankenstein

 

[old pig]

vampire

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[MidniteJay]

esper


trash choices op

Espers are monsters?

 

[Knowledge]

Vampire

I’m gonna be the black Dio Brando

I wanna fight you