If you won $400 mil from the lottery..

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I'd buy an island and a small plane capable of water landings, build a house in the middle of it, order massive amounts of commando gear and weapons, construct a barbed-wire fence around the entire island, then go back to the mainland to kidnap random 'White' people and bring them back to the island to hunt for sport.

:demonic:
 

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What's the first thing you'd do if you got it all bundled?
Get some notable references on sound financial advisers. I'd probably deal with more than one tbh.


What would be your main goal after receiving the money?
Make sure me and mines are set. Not good for the moment, but set in the short term and long term senses. Everybody else gets consideration after that.

Even with someone I coulda trusted before..after gettin' the money I stay paranoid like someone who isn't related to me is gonna try and play me.

Seems like a good plan though
 

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I'd buy an island and a small plane capable of water landings, build a house in the middle of it, order massive amounts of commando gear and weapons, construct a barbed-wire fence around the entire island, then go back to the mainland to kidnap random 'White' people and bring them back to the island to hunt for sport.

:demonic:

:laff::laff::laff: ths is one of the reasons why I stay on the Coli
 

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-claim the $$ in a blind trust
-start numerous shell companies
-buy several parcels of land in remote places and in a couple of large cities
-develop the land as quietly as possible and spend the extra $$ to build it strong
-invest $$$ in the market in alot of those big tech companies (Apple, Google, etc) that the average person can only dream of
-invest in some damn startups (using one of the shell companies)
-buy tons of commercial and residential real estate in the hood/shytty areas for cheap and "force" the areas to improve (i.e. this is gated community please get the fukk off the property)
-get cool with a couple of militia groups and fund them
-move the family to a nice house in the boondock suburbs, put the properly in a shell company name and tell them to keep the ratchetness down of they will never see me again
-give some $$ to Elon Musk to invest in one of his companies
-built a science/research lab on one of the remote commercial properties and have the scientists work on stuff outside of govt oversight/FDA approval/CDC oversight
-overpay some farmers for their land
-buy a coal mine or a limestone mine
-construct numerous private/charter schools in the hood/pull in the kids with tons of potential. let them attend for free
-line the pockets of court judges, police lieutenants, politicians
-purchase minority stake in weapon manufactures and companies like Boeing/Northrop/Lockheed. These are the motherfukkers building fighter jets like honda builds Civics. Business will always be booming
-pressure lawmakers (by force if need be) to drastically reduce and eventually abolish welfare benefits. that shyt is a cancer on our community
-buy Detroit, literally

thats all i got for now
 

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Nope.
Even with someone I coulda trusted before..after gettin' the money I stay paranoid like someone who isn't related to me is gonna try and play me.

Seems like a good plan though


You should be paranoid that your relatives would try and play you too. They have the most to gain especially if you blindly trust them.
 

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400 milly AFTER taxes? :gladbron::banderas:

Ok what most ppl don't understand is that the power in having that much money is for it to make more money for you.... so the first thing i'd do is figure out what vehicle would get me a good steady rate of return on that money with not much risk. Probably the highest rate money market account i could find, but even at 2% annual return, $400 million gets your $8 million....a year!! I can live off of that :whoo: After that i'd have plenty of time to also look into the hedge fund game....mo money mo money mo money. :blessed:
 

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You should be paranoid that your relatives would try and play you too. They have the most to gain especially if you blindly trust them.

Naw only my mom and sister gettin' money. I know whatchu mean but they're my only 'real' family. Rest of them practically cut us off. So no prob with them. Just gotta watch for the other parts of my family comin to beg.:stopitslime:
 

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400 milly AFTER taxes? :gladbron::banderas:

Ok what most ppl don't understand is that the power in having that much money is for it to make more money for you.... so the first thing i'd do is figure out what vehicle would get me a good steady rate of return on that money with not much risk. Probably the highest rate money market account i could find, but even at 2% annual return, $400 million gets your $8 million....a year!! I can live off of that :whoo: After that i'd have plenty of time to also look into the hedge fund game....mo money mo money mo money. :blessed:

Dapped cause it's true that poor people stay poor even with $400m, it's gone in one week.:wow:

Gonna invest and make sure I get some consultants. Only let them know I got maybe $200,000 total, though.:mjpls:
 

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