If your girl is in miami *update Miami twitter fukkery

[madness]

Man this is fukkin crazy!

@madness @Freddie.Cane @Tony_Bromo @OfTheCross

I know y’all brehs got some stories of out of town girls comin and staying in south beach.

My early 20 were wild . I remember these chicks that came from NY for the weekend. I met them at mangos and had gone out there with a couple of my friends. By the end of the night we went back to Telly at the Loews.I was smashing one of them in the bathroom of their hotel room while her friends were in the room chillin.

too many stories breh...i used to have a spot in las olas so during spring break me and my homies would pregame at my spot and walk 3 blocks over to the bar/club district and mingle with spring break hoes in downtown fort lauderdale. a lot of them weren't even 21 so they had that wide bugeyed look like when we'd offer to get them shots of premium vodka/tequila, not the cheap shyt most college students on a budget drink...little did they know we knew the bartenders so the shots were usually on the house shots leads to dancing, dancing leads to number exchange/making out, and you know the rest.

having a condo or a telly right by the beach is a cheat code, you don't even need to be stuntin in an exotic whip.

 

[lotteryplaya]

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

too many stories breh...i used to have a spot in las olas so during spring break me and my homies would pregame at my spot and walk 3 blocks over to the bar/club district and mingle with spring break hoes in downtown fort lauderdale. a lot of them weren't even 21 so they had that wide bugeyed look like when we'd offer to get them shots of premium vodka/tequila, not the cheap shyt most college students on a budget drink...little did they know we knew the bartenders so the shots were usually on the house shots leads to dancing, dancing leads to number exchange/making out, and you know the rest.

having a condo or a telly right by the beach is a cheat code, you don't even need to be stuntin in an exotic whip.

 

[hatealot]

My homie and his soon to be ex wife had been married for almost 15 years but they had never been on a vacation together.....EVER...Throughout the entire marriage lol

BUT he let his wife go to Jamaica with her friends for 5 days

Edit: Also she said they met Mr. Marcus out there

I see it time and time again, next thing you know they going every summmer with their girls.

 

[Carlton Banks]

Jesus Christ, this thread

 

[You Win Perfect]

Bishes been getting loose on spring break this nothing new

For real like how is this even a hot topic or trending anywhere. That's right, the new generation that likes to snitch on themselves

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Dap+Rep
@ItsGhost

 

[Big Boss]

 

[Big Boss]

Was on Twitter yesterday and this rich middle-aged white guy flew three different sistas out to Miami. One of them got a breast job, went to lunch with millionaires, and was stuntin in bruh's Ferrari on South Beach.

Link?

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

too many stories breh...i used to have a spot in las olas so during spring break me and my homies would pregame at my spot and walk 3 blocks over to the bar/club district and mingle with spring break hoes in downtown fort lauderdale. a lot of them weren't even 21 so they had that wide bugeyed look like when we'd offer to get them shots of premium vodka/tequila, not the cheap shyt most college students on a budget drink...little did they know we knew the bartenders so the shots were usually on the house shots leads to dancing, dancing leads to number exchange/making out, and you know the rest.

having a condo or a telly right by the beach is a cheat code, you don't even need to be stuntin in an exotic whip.

How do you use this cheatcode? Do you just bring it up during conversation and invite them?

 

[Big Boss]

Breh the funny thing the light skin joint came to conference all proper. Dressed and talked professionally and shyt. Articulate and shyt. When we went out to the club she was wearing tight jeans and a shirt that exposed her belly button. I was like . A professional thot is no different from a ratchet thot. But the main thing was this was a big buisness conference for our profession in DC in the dead of winter. Here is this thot cheating on her boyfriend. So even with this buisness trips you never know. Hell if my shorty going to a buisness trip I’ll assume she is cheating and will start cheating myself. Can’t imagine what goes in buisness trips in the Caribbean or Florida.

There are thots in every profession

Magic Johnson said during his heyday they were having orgies with all types of educated women

Just because one was a Laker didn't mean sexual conquests always came easily. Yet Johnson wasn't merely the most eligible bachelor in Los Angeles—he was the most eligible bachelor in California. He once wrote of his rendezvous: "Some were secretaries. Some were lawyers. Quite a few were actresses or models. Others were teachers, editors, accountants, or entrepreneurs. There were bimbos, too, but not that many. Most of these women were college-educated professionals. Some were black, some were white, some were Hispanic, or Asian. Some of these women were very open about what they were doing, and some were more discreet. A few would even brag about all the players they had slept with. For others, this was all a part of a very secret life.

 

[Samson]

There are thots in every profession

Magic Johnson said during his heyday they were having orgies with all types of educated women

Damn, I'm not even safe with a Clair Huxtable

 

[madness]

How do you use this cheatcode? Do you just bring it up during conversation and invite them?

I just bring it up to any chick who I suspect is feeling me. Not on some creeper “Come Follow me” shyt but more on some “what y’all bout to do after this? We got some green, liquor and a hot tub back at our spot right up the street. Y’all are welcome to come join”

Works a good portion of time...of course sometimes you’ll find chicks who flat out aren’t interested or some who are interested but their cockblockin homegirls steer them away

 

[ORDER_66]

 

[cozy carl]