If your life was represented in video-game stats, what would it look like?

[Arcavian]

I'm special

Strength 8
Perception 7
Endurance 4
Charisma 7
Intelligence 8
Agility 6
Luck 8

 

[I Really Mean It]

I'm always aiming for the

 

[Luke Cage]

The average coli poster has


HOF Glass Cleaner Badges - because they do dishes for a living.
Gold Tear Dropper - because they cry to the mods when they get their feelings hurt.
Bronze Corner Specialist & Dimer - Because they sell dimes and nick on the corner as side hustle.

 

[blqbird]

The average coli poster has


HOF Glass Cleaner Badges - because they do dishes for a living.
Gold Tear Dropper - because they cry to the mods when they get their feelings hurt.
Bronze Corner Specialist & Dimer - Because they sell dimes and nick on the corner as side hustle.

Totally forgot about items/equipment. This too much for one thread.

 

[Luke Cage]

Totally forgot about items/equipment. This too much for one thread.

I hit you with that speed boast. 99 speed, shot clock cheese.

 

[blqbird]

I'm special

Strength 8
Perception 7
Endurance 4
Charisma 7
Intelligence 8
Agility 6
Luck 8

Follow the rules nikka.

 

[Boolean]

I’m a doo-doo shirt and grey sweats nikka

 

[Kwabena]

Communication skills - 0
Looks - 4
Productivity - 2

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Starting with basic categories like intelligence and physical strength before branching off into subcategories like aptitude in a specific art or sports that stress peak physicality. Examples of potential subcategories listed below.

Categories include:
STR (Strength) - Lifting strength/punching power. Sexual prowess/promiscuity is a subcategory here. For each point allocated to this subcategory, remove 1 pt from FTH and add 1 pt to RSK (Risk). Risk (of Disease/Pregnancy) is a subcategory here. All sexual forms of work are subcategories here. If you allocate points to any of the above (excluding STR), subtract 5 points from INT, FTH, and LGC for each 1 pt allocated. Negative scores are allowed.
SPD (Speed) - Speed at which one can run. Stamina is considered a subcategory here. For every 1 pt allocated to Stamina, you may choose to add 3 pts to Sexual Prowess.
ADP (Adaptability) - Ability to adapt to harsh conditions/unfamiliar situations. Bravery/Courage is a subcategory here. Sociability is a subcategory here. Allocating points here reduces the AXY (Anxiety) stat by 5 pts for each 1 pt. Anxiety is a subcategory here. Street sense is a subcategory here.
INT (Intelligence) - Ability to solve complex problems. Time spent is also a factor here. For every point of INT, you must subtract 1 point of FTH. Arrogance, Humor, and Wit are all subcategories here.
CRT (Creativity) - Ability to produce creative works. Acting, musical ability, and artistic talent all included here.
LGC (Logic) - Ability to produce rational thought. Lack of pts in the LGC stat will increase your pts in SCY by 1 for each pt missing. (Susceptibility to injury/enticement/seduction). Susceptibility is a subcategory here.
FTH (Faith) - Degree of belief in higher powers. This affects how one lives their life as well. (Helping the community, volunteer work, etc) Kindness is considered a subcategory here. For every point allocated to FTH, remove 1 point from LGC. This is non-negotiable. Luck is a subcategory here.
APL (Appeal) - Ability to magnetize those around you. Charisma is a subcategory here. For every 2 pts in APL, add 1 pt to Charisma. Speech is a subcategory here.

Individual scores will be out of 100 to allow flexibility. Max allocation of points is 1000 akin to traditional RPGs. No limit to categories/subcategories but they must adhere to rules of the real world and be relative to main categories. Inclusion of any created subcategory must be followed by its branch connection to a main category.

WAIT? AM I BUILDING A CHARACTER OR WHAT?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[ig88]

99 awareness
0 luck - but has the ability to ressurect from death

 

[blqbird]

WAIT? AM I BUILDING A CHARACTER OR WHAT?

It started out simple enough but then I realized humans weren't simple creatures. You building yourself.

 

[Spliff]

@ the over explanation. Thread was DOA.

"If you add points here, subtract points there, but those points affect other points calculated by the total point-to-point ratio..."

This ain't Dungeons and Dragons nikka.

 

[blqbird]

@ the over explanation. Thread was DOA.

"If you add points here, subtract points there, but those points affect other points calculated by the total point-to-point ratio..."

This ain't Dungeons and Dragons nikka.

It was pretty simple at first but people told me it was too simple. Guess I overdid it.

 

[Amor fati]

Sounds interesting thread, but what type of genre are we talking about, this kinda sounds vague.