If your pants don't have zippers and they button up in the front, you're a facquet

[flea]

Those are chick pants you're wearing dog. Broads used to wear those pants in the 80's. I went into macy's to get a new pair of pants (which is gay as fukk btw) but my lady was at work and this man needs a pair of trousers. So I go to the Levi's section and ask the cute little employee there to help me with some pants. She hands me a pair of 501 originals in my size and i go to try them on. This c*nt gave me pants with buttons on the front I'm shocked and offended she would confuse me for a homosexual. Is this what the men are wearing these days? Im a patient man so I kindly ask her to fetch me a pair with a zipper in the front and she hands me a pair of 559 which fit absolutely gorge. Love em. Bought two pairs and was gone. Won't need new pants for another couple years

 

[Thuglet]

But either way who gives a shyt. shyts not even visible when you're wearing the pants

 

[ALLiKNOWizPAIN]

Relaxed straights bro? You sure there Levis or are they from.the collection

 

[el_oh_el]

Relate gayness to a zipper preference instead of liking the same sex brehs

 

[Orange cream shake]

Only thing gay about your post is the fact you said gorge.

 

[TRFG]

First time I saw button fly pants I was taken back.

How do people wear these in the winter?

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

I have a pair of pants like that. All this time, I thought I was straight. I'm a faq! Wow!

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

If your pants are too big and sag or too tight you are a sweaty ass having -cock taking-baking mark ass fahggchet!!!!

 

[VelourSocks]

If you buy quality denim, they have button fronts.

 

[Mr.Plan B]

Everybody know 551 are the fit to wear nowadays.................

 

[EARFQUAKE]

If you say so

 

[MufasaChoppa]

you can't afford them broke boi

 

[flea]

Only thing gay about your post is the fact you said gorge.

gorgeous sounds way gayer than gorge

 

[Treblemaka]

Care how other men put on their pants brehs.

 

[Kalik]

My classic Levis and PRPSs..... have feeling like a boss.

Button flys always been better than zips to me. Back since Levis Silvertabs (baggy era)