If your parents never took you to Disney (land) (world)

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

What if they took you but let goofy touch you inappropriately whilst they took pics?

 

[Ruck]

You could stay at a resort hotel but it's not important. If you're on a budget, the all star hotels are great. Under 100 a night. Most of the others like contemporary our anywhere on Board walk like swan and dolphin might cost up to 200. We almost always stayed at all star movies or music and it's just a regular standard room. Good thing about wdw is the bus system. They have buses running from every park, hotel, attraction, everything. So you don't even need to drive in the area unless you plan to go out and explore. I've never been to a water park but blizzard beach is the best one. Not sure if the others still exist. Far as food, you'll be getting raped if you're not careful. Disney has or might still have a contract with coke and the sodas there can easily reach $3, granted considering inflation since I've been. The food inside the park is expensive also. It's mostly American like burgers, hot dogs, fries, etc. Magic kingdom and animal kingdom are likely the worst for food. Epcot has world showcase and has some countries with their own restaurants. Mgm has more lucrative restaurants like the brown derby. Expect to pay top dollar if you eat out. Most resorts should offer complimentary breakfast so take advantage if possible. Since you from Cali, you used to the heat. I've be during my young years when it reached 100 at times. They sell these personal fans that spray water on you. Good idea but don't buy from Disney. Easily ten bucks or more. In fact, the water in the park isn't worth it. Find out if you can take water bottles. Where they're really gonna rape you is admission. They know you're not a local so you pay more. They always have specials so pay attention to those. See if they have any park hopper deals so you guys can take full advantage and just go from one park to another. Animal kingdom isn't a full day park and only has a few rides but the safari ride is cool and so are expedition Everest and the rapid and the dinosaurs. Depends on your nieces and how they feel. The main park for them is magic kingdom. Not much different than the cali park except we have no matterhorn and I think it's bigger. They just redid the cartoon area of the park, I heard and it has enough rides to spend all day there. The other two parks have their good rides also. epcot is more educational but has some good rides and one of the best fireworks shows. Mgm is more thrill based with tower of terror and rock n coaster so I don't know if at their age they are into thrill rides like that. I'll admit at 30, I won't ride tower of terror but will ride rockn roller coaster repeatedly. Other than the parks, there's also areas like downtown Disney, (they were remodeling it when I was there for horror nights last year, don't know when it would open again our if it is even closed), and boardwalk. These are shopping and dining districts that don't have much to do but are free to enter and great time killers if let's say you get there in the afternoon and don't plan on attending a park until the next day. Disney doesn't have much adult only areas and I heard that pleasure island in downtown Disney closed down, spot with some clubs back in the day. So the kids are able to enjoy everything and so would the adults. Do bring comfortable shoes, there is a ton of walking, and get to the parks early. They fill up quick, especially on weekends and peak seasons like spring break and parts of summer. Shoot we went on Christmas one year and it was packed. But overall, just enjoy yourselves. The staff is fully trained to make everyone's experience great so you won't have any problems. Research more on the parks and resorts, last time I went was I believe 2010. Far as fukking a character goes, just make sure it's a female behind the costume first. That high pitched voice Minnie has might be from practice.

Awesome fukking shyt breh.

We going for 2 weeks, and I'm thinking of staying at one of the value hotels in Disney for a week for all the Disney shyt, than staying in Orlando for another week to go to universal studios, sea world and catch a magic game.

I honestly don't give two shyts about Disney, but my mom and nieces are enamored so even tho it will bleed my pocket, I know their experience will make it worthwhile.

Also, I'm not talking about those suit wearing characters. I'm gonna try my best to get up in them Disney princesses

Best believe I'll be taking pics and squeezing that ass at the same time

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]