If your significant other gave u this ultimatum: "Me or the Coli"

[No_bammer_weed]

if your girl knows that you post here, and it plays enough of a significant role in your life that she feels you need to eliminate it, then thats a problem. lol. This place is not supposed to be that serious.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

id look at him lovingly and be like lemme change ya mind, then proceed to suck his dicc and swallow and while he sleep get back on the coli.

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

That made no sense but i see your stance, a website full over idiots over p*ssy. Homo.

we both got kids, joined in the same month/year...yet you got 6k post while im 1k+..and i dont think its a coincidence that you and @Mr. Somebody both got asian women with a kid ...obviously thats your other name so add those post numbers(16k plus
) with this one, and then the fact you brag about your chick taking care of your kid while you sit back and be on the coli...it all just makes you go

be a rolling stone brehs

 

[Crakface]

we both got kids, joined in the same month/year...yet you got 6k post while im 1k+..and i dont think its a coincidence that you and @Mr. Somebody both got asian women with a kid ...obviously thats your other name so add those post numbers(16k plus
) with this one, and then the fact you brag about your chick taking care of your kid while you sit back and be on the coli...it all just makes you go

be a rolling stone brehs

Sounds like you just mad you have to do dishes every night. Forearms buff as hell scrubbin all that grime off them pots. Get a backbone. Put the vacuum down. Thats a womans job.

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

Sounds like you just mad you have to do dishes every night. Forearms buff as hell scrubbin all that grime off them pots. Get a backbone. Put the vacuum down. Thats a womans job.

nice try breh, let me stop before im put in a gogoplata

 

[Turbulent]

My wife would never feel that comfortable but if she was, id look at everything shes done, like push my son out of her body, which i helped deliver and my priorities would be in order. YOu have to think, what would make a woman say that in the first place. The site probably taking over your life to the point your neglecting something important. If your family is worth losing for the coli im sorry but it just sounds dumb.

i feel you, don't get me wrong. and ultimately, i agree that it must be something ill that makes her say that. that's why i said if she comes at me respectfully and we have a talk but i don't manage to make her feel cool regarding this situation, then the coli is in the bushes. so again i feel you.

it's just the disrespect i won't tolerate. I wouldn't talk to my s/op that way so that's not something she picked up from me and i choose my women carefully. this let's me believe she got someone in her ear or she feels like she can all of a sudden start a mutiny on my ship. fukk that. it's not about the coli anymore. it's about respect and principle. if i let her punk me out (right or wrong) i already lost her at that point. just buying time. so this is why i respectfully disagree with your view.

this reminds me of the thread a poster made where his wife gave him an ultimatum and it was either porn or her. i remember having a similar debate with a fellow poster on this (Mr.Somebody if i'm not mistaking). I felt the same way. it's not about the porn or the coli at this point. it's about my freedom.

 

[Crakface]

nice try breh, let me stop before im put in a gogoplata

Parenting has made you a wise man.

 

[Crakface]

i feel you, don't get me wrong. and ultimately, i agree that it must be something ill that makes her say that. that's why i said if she comes at me respectfully and we have a talk but i don't manage to make her feel cool regarding this situation, then the coli is in the bushes. so again i feel you.

it's just the disrespect i won't tolerate. I wouldn't talk to my s/op that way so that's not something she picked up from me and i choose my women carefully. this let's me believe she got someone in her ear or she feels like she can all of a sudden start a mutiny on my ship. fukk that. it's not about the coli anymore. it's about respect and principle. if i let her punk me out (right or wrong) i already lost her at that point. just buying time. so this is why i respectfully disagree with your view.

this reminds me of the thread a poster made where his wife gave him an ultimatum and it was either porn or her. i remember having a similar debate with a fellow poster on this (Mr.Somebody if i'm not mistaking). I felt the same way. it's not about the porn or the coli at this point. it's about my freedom.

Hey you gonna do what you wanna do but in 20 years you gonna sound like a fukkin moron tellin people

*yea i had a family once, but bytch was talkin bout i need to stop watchin porn every night leavin nut rags all over the house n shyt. I told that bytch if you wanna leave, then leave.*

Your kid askin *Why you leave us daddy why *


*i had to get a nut from my computer*



Sorry i had to bring to much reality to this thread.

 

[HideoKojima]

The Coli, The coli will never wake up and tell me it doesn't love me anymore

 

[Jayou Ayen]

The only people that would need to seriously weigh the two options are ironically the ones who lack a significant other.



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[Ohene]

this. unless it was like a 3 year deep relationship. the coli will always be here
.
man. I remember my ex got mad as fukk at me one day cause I was on the coli while at her crib. I forgot what she was mad at me for initially but she said something to the nature of..."stop looking at that stupid fukking website "

 

[Elle Driver]

My wife. The coli dont suck my dikk, feed me, give me money and allow me to sit back with my hands behind my head while my son gets taken care of. fukk outta here.

 

[Turbulent]

Hey you gonna do what you wanna do but in 20 years you gonna sound like a fukkin moron tellin people

*yea i had a family once, but bytch was talkin bout i need to stop watchin porn every night leavin nut rags all over the house n shyt. I told that bytch if you wanna leave, then leave.*

Your kid askin *Why you leave us daddy why :damn*


*i had to get a nut from my computer*



Sorry i had to bring to much reality to this thread.

like i said, i choose carefully PLUS i don't communicate in that style so i doubt she would try to pull that shyt on me (never had an ultimatum from a chick in my life). but if it were to happen then fukk what people think and my kid won't ask me why i left cause she's the one that left. but at this point we're just talking to talk because this is a very unlikely hypothetical for either of us.

 

[Crakface]

like i said, i choose carefully PLUS i don't communicate in that style so i doubt she would try to pull that shyt on me (never had an ultimatum from a chick in my life). but if it were to happen then fukk what people think and my kid won't ask me why i left cause she's the one that left. but at this point we're just talking to talk because this is a very unlikely hypothetical for either of us.

You're supposed to just lie say you'll change and creep like a real man. You just dont know how this shyt works yet. You gone learn though. Family first.

 

[Desirous]

I'd neg her

LOL! That was funny.