If you're a man and not carrying around a Swiss Army Knife (or an equivalent) .. Just Pour Jelly on yourself and get it over With

[Hater Eraser]

Carry the knife of a European Army Brehs

I got the Chinese AK tho ‘

 

[The BasedFather]

Been thinking about adding a knife to my EDC

Any recommended brands?

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Carry the knife of a European Army Brehs

They are neutral.

 

[Buddy]

Pocket knife*
I ain't unscrewing the batteries on a flashlight or opening a can, I'm finna get active

 

[cheek100]

Swiss Army knives are for girls pal
multi tool >>>>>>
Get r done

 

[RiverCity916]

I got the Chinese AK tho ‘

Mak90

 

[Address_Unknown]

Not trying to be contrarian, but I gotta toolkit for all that Swiss Army shyt, so that my knife of choice could function best at the only job I need it to do for me.
Also, if you can afford or you're willing to invest, I'd say go for a Leatherman. More rugged, more options, more compact.
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