If you're a man and you drive an Altima...

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my co-worker who owns one even will tell you its a girl car, he just uses it for work. his other ride a megacab cummins turbo diesel.
 

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definitely a chick car. every time I see a navy blue one I think it's my ex girlfriend.
 

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There is some truth to some of the things posted. Like where our Little League Football team was at. One of the baby mother's out there was bragging about her baby daddy got the new Camaro with some rims on it and how he be racing and beating people on the streets. I'm like :smugbiden: I bet you this cat got the V6 Camaro. Well, he finally shows up to the field and it's just like I said, V6, with some 22's on it. It looked nice but it's not for racing.

I get to talking to him and he telling me how he whipping up on Chargers, Mustangs, Challegers. I asked him did any of the Mopars have R/T or SRT-8 on them? This dude goes, "yeah a couple of them but they didn't have no rims to hold the power" :huhldup: Then I asked him has he raced any Mustangs that had "5.0" emblems. This guy said, "naw, them tha' slow ones. I'm looking for the GT's"!!! I'm like :mindblown: and :what: at the same damn time. Then he had some other dude with him hyping him up, "yeah cause this one got like 450 under tha hood". I was :dwillhuh: These fools are trippin'!!! All I said was, "find you a 5.0 to run and let me know how it turns out".

I didn't think such ignorance existed now-a-days.
 

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sad but true.
If you are a dude and you are driving an Altima, go out and buy a hair scrunchie. Put it around the gear selector so people think it's owned by a female to avoid getting dirty looks.

100% chick car. FWD. rims n tint don't mean shyt.

Altima a chick car?

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Homie you just made the point of this thread...No matter how you dress that shyt up..........

























bytch car...the grill just looks sooo :wrist:.........Sentra's are even more of a bytch car to me but your altima clean tho :salute:
 
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There is some truth to some of the things posted. Like where our Little League Football team was at. One of the baby mother's out there was bragging about her baby daddy got the new Camaro with some rims on it and how he be racing and beating people on the streets. I'm like :smugbiden: I bet you this cat got the V6 Camaro. Well, he finally shows up to the field and it's just like I said, V6, with some 22's on it. It looked nice but it's not for racing.

I get to talking to him and he telling me how he whipping up on Chargers, Mustangs, Challegers. I asked him did any of the Mopars have R/T or SRT-8 on them? This dude goes, "yeah a couple of them but they didn't have no rims to hold the power" :huhldup: Then I asked him has he raced any Mustangs that had "5.0" emblems. This guy said, "naw, them tha' slow ones. I'm looking for the GT's"!!! I'm like :mindblown: and :what: at the same damn time. Then he had some other dude with him hyping him up, "yeah cause this one got like 450 under tha hood". I was :dwillhuh: These fools are trippin'!!! All I said was, "find you a 5.0 to run and let me know how it turns out".

I didn't think such ignorance existed now-a-days.

Yeah I remember when this new generation of Stangs dropped and I was still rockin my WS6 as a daily driver. My boys cousin copped one and had it sittin on a staggered setup (might have been 18 and 19s).

I go :"skip: but why'd you get the V6?" he goes "well at least mine has rims"

Left me like :dwillhuh: he really didn't know how outclassed he was in terms of performance....now with that said I don't think that V6 stang would have lost to an Accord or Altima. I think that's the point that everyone is trying to make.

I just didn't get how baseline muscle cars became a good representation of what american cars are all about.
 

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Aint gonna lie,I kinda thought that too especially the 01 models,would still buy one tho cuz it shyts on my car
 

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Most of yall nikkas is out here pushing 3000 pound base model whips with puny @ss engines. nikkas riding in a 2.7L Charger with 24 inch rims like he in a muscle car.

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Most of the real muscle cars I see are driven by white boys anyway. I have yet to see a black dude in that new 5.0 'Stang or a Z71 'Maro.

Yall nikkas out here waisting money on rims and paint jobs and shyt when the man under the hood skinny as hell....

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N1gga go check the 0-60 and 1/4 mile times for the V6 Accord and the both 2.5L and 3.5L Altima Coupe....they damn near the exact same thing as the 3.6L 'Maro and base model Challenger. Sh1t both Accord and Altima got better 1/4 mile times than both the Charger and Magnum...... But them ricers is bytch cars? Like I said I dont like ricers, I just think its funny how n1ggas call them b1tch cars when if you used the same prinicple to apply to base model American cars then they are b1tch cars too, cuz they both really equal in terms of.speed at the end of the day.

And my point was is that nikkas with the 3.6L Maro or a 3.5L Challenger act like that b1tch is on the same level as a ZL1 or an RT when it aint...and young nikkas aint out.here.pushing them...they pushing the base models.
 

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N1gga go check the 0-60 and 1/4 mile times for the V6 Accord and the both 2.5L and 3.5L Altima Coupe....they damn near the exact same thing as the 3.6L 'Maro and base model Challenger. Sh1t both Accord and Altima got better 1/4 mile times than both the Charger and Magnum......

Find me an Altima 2.5 running those times.
 
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Find me an Altima 2.5 running those times.

Ill even give you that, cuz my pov came from when I had an Accord. But I see you aint even mention the Accord cuz you already know that V6 Accord puttin up the same.numbers as a 3.6L Maro. And I already know the 3.5 Altima faster than the Accord.
 

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Altima Coupe 3.5 0-60 time: 5.7 seconds. The Japanese know how to apply its power better than American brands, and build better quality cars. If that makes the Altima girly, I'll take that over a big, underpowered car that has to go to the shop every other week.
 

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Altima Coupe 3.5 0-60 time: 5.7 seconds. The Japanese know how to apply its power better than American brands, and build better quality cars. If that makes the Altima girly, I'll take that over a big, underpowered car that has to go to the shop every other week.

Similar to a Mustang V6. There's no super science to "applying" power. With a given power/torque/weight/gearing combo, all cars will run similar times.
 
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