If you're a man and you drive an Altima...

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What's sad is...

I rocked this Z for 2 years.

My girl got an Altima coupe. That shyt was 10x the car my Z was. Other than the looks, I hated that shyt. :smh:

370z are mid to low 13 sec cars. her altima is not doing that on no day. explain

:lupe:
 

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370z are mid to low 13 sec cars. her altima is not doing that on no day. explain

:lupe:


It just... kinda sucked breh.

It was my daily driver and it wasn't suited to that role, at all. Engine was a lot of noise and not a lot of power down low. Had to rev it to 7k just to go fast. Plus it got RIDICULOUSLY heat-soaked in the summer, to the point where minivans were pulling harder than I was. No joke. Throttle response was ass too.

Great brakes and handling tho. And it was a ton of fun to drive in the winter.
 

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shyt I enjoy my v6 challenger...I ain't ever caught no heat over it being a v6 but then again I ain't racing tho...so its it the performance or the looks of the altima that make it a bytch car? Either way I never thought nothing of somebody driving an altima.


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shyt I enjoy my v6 challenger...I ain't ever caught no heat over it being a v6 but then again I ain't racing tho...so its it the performance or the looks of the altima that make it a bytch car? Either way I never thought nothing of somebody driving an altima.


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It definitely can't be performance. The 3.5 Altima definitely moves. :smugbiden:
 

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OP hasn't popped in.
He done trolled us all.
It was fun though. He probably was driving around and a person who happen to be driving an Altima cut him off or was posing hard in a mall parking lot with a possible jump off walking by.
 

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Breh them shyt is for bytches. 2.5, 3.5. Don't matter. And although the current Maxima is nice looking. It KILLS me that they still only offer it in FWD :why:

We already had a discussion thread about 6 cylinder american "muscle" cars and they all got shyt on for being bytch-ass 6 cylinders.

I should make a thread of all the bytch cars :youngsabo:


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I Drive an Atlima Coupe and couldn't care less about what anybody had to say about it. I'm not a fan of American cars. They're heavy, underpowered, unreliable, and they all look the same now.

I agree with this post, i own a maxima, my uncle has an altima, before i bought my maxima i almost went with the altima and a friend of mine was like thats a woman's car, which i looked at him and just :facepalm:

i see way more men driving the car altima than women
 

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One of my supervisors here had a Altima Coupe 2.5. It was really nice. What he liked about it was the gas mileage that he got out of it. But dude is Ford guy at heart and people started to get on him about not having a Ford, calling his car a girl car. He put some rims and a wing on it and it didn't look bad. But I guess peer pressure got the best of him. He did come down from a Saleen Mustang but 3 cars later he has a 2011 Shelby GT500 with 725hp. The guy he bought it from had it dyno'd and it put down around 665hp to 675hp at the rear wheels. The car is a true beast. :pachaha:

:youngsabo: He should have gotten the Super snake
 

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Altima a chick car?

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U need to get your eyes fixed homeboy.

You might as well cop the Infiniti g37 coupe if you're considering the Altima coupe
 
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