If You're A Man That Doesn't Drink Or Smoke Odds Are Your Dating Life Sucks

[JAY?]

Why you hating?

 

[Cadillac]

I don’t smoke or drink. I have no problem smashing. I do have to keep telling them I’m
Not Muslim though even though they’re convinced I am.

^^^^ this is how is for me

Plus when I tell em I don't eat pork or meats excluding Chicken and salmon. They think I'm a vegan or something

 

[JQ Legend]

^^^^ this is how is for me

Plus when I tell em I don't eat pork or meats excluding Chicken and salmon. They think I'm a vegan or something

They think you're a vegan because you eat chicken and salmon?

 

[JAY?]

They think you're a vegan because you eat chicken and salmon?

You know how dumb these birds be

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I swear yall virgin ass dudes make the dumbest threads

 

[Phitz]

I have never heard this

OP not everyone lives in a place like where you live.

Smoking makes a woman smell down there and smoking and drinking gives you bad breath

 

[ThrobbingHood]

I think I got a fun personality. The thing is after awhile when them bishes find out I'm actually smart on top of the fact that I don't indulge it's too much of a shock for them. I find myself having to purposely misspell words while texting because half these bishes can't spell for shyt and if I'm spelling every word correctly and using words outside of their vocabulary that shyt gets the p*ssy dry.

I dumb down a lot when dealing with bishes so I don't come off as boring. Most of these broads can't spell Democrat let alone have a conversation about politics.

If you’re not trolling, step up the calbire of women you’re dealing with.

 

[AJD]

Alcohol makes smashing 10x easier

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Alcohol makes smashing 10x easier

As well as making a potential rape accusation easier. Just saying.

 

[Boogie]

If you rely on drinking and smoking to have a dating life then you have an addiction.

Keeping wining and dining these hoes if you want, imma keep sliding thru with the gas and blowing they backs out

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

Cant trust a nikka or chick that don’t drink.

Gettin fukked up shows what’s truly under that representative you’re meeting. Sober nikkas and chicks can hide whats really going on under there.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

If you’re not trolling, step up the calbire of women you’re dealing with.

You right breh, The ratchets be the freaks tho. And I don't fukk with white women.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Cant trust a nikka or chick that don’t drink.

Gettin fukked up shows what’s truly under that representative you’re meeting. Sober nikkas and chicks can hide whats really going on under there.

50 don't smoke and didn't drink, and like he said "See I'm a liar man I really don't care, I'll tell these hoes whatever they wanna hear".

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Cant trust a nikka or chick that don’t drink.

Gettin fukked up shows what’s truly under that representative you’re meeting. Sober nikkas and chicks can hide whats really going on under there.

Can’t trust a nikka with tattoos. It shows they don’t make good life decisions.

 

[AJD]

As well as making a potential rape accusation easier. Just saying.

Not if she's clearly already interested in you. I aint talking about completely wasted chicks fam, that's a no go.

I probably drink once every two months but the shyt is definitely a social lubricant for a lot of people.