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at being 5'12
If you're below 5'11...
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at being 5'12
Dwight Howard
Superstar
not about height, more about how your body is built. you can be 5'11 and still look short. you can be 5'8 and look a bit taller. arm length, torso length, and leg length all play a role. generally, a longer torso makes you look shorter and a shorter torso with longer legs make you look taller.
manlets getting ethered
Married with family though.
ManBearPig
half man half bearpig
5'9
It's someone out there for everybody.... manlets included 
Existential
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It's someone out there for everybody.... manlets included
https://twitter.com/heightismwatch
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Beardyman @mjc2112 · 8 Nov 2012
This is why I hate short men in suits. No place for them in modern society.
Abigail @AbbMorris · 10 Nov 2012
fukk short guys.
Valentina @SmileeAndreaa · 9 Nov 2012
#iWillNeverUnderstand ; Why short guys exist..
Michelle O'Drama @SherinaVictoria · 10 Nov 2012
You short men might as well take dikk.
dani
@danii_deeee · 9 Nov 2012
Short men creep me out
PixieHead @de_Fen_der · 11 Nov 2012
I simply do not trust short men.
Nae ♥ @NAE__theDANCER · 11 Nov 2012
Short men are evil .
IG:Jstalilcheetah @JstALilCHEETAH · 10 Nov 2012
Short men brings out a short fuse with me. They got the nerve to be confident.
Heather Chu @wugsintopshop · 10 Nov 2012
There are too many short men in the world. Short creepy men at that.
MARISOL @mvri_suuun · 14 Sep 2012
@littoerii Right! Short guys should just be banned from earth.
Wanda Pepper @One4theDagger · 13 Sep 2012
Napoleon RT @4WarFeathers: Why do you think Gary Bettman is such an a$$hole? #AskDrPhil little man syndrome?
♡ Dreadzz ♡ @DatDreadheadBri · 14 Sep 2012
Fxckin hate short men
july23 @ShadysRose · 15 Sep 2012
short guys < please don't talk to me until you grow
Kimarah @kimarah_cal · 16 Sep 2012
Short guys are LOOSING.
G4L. @Og_Zhee · 16 Sep 2012
short guys are irrelevant.
Regular Milk @ReddHott_ · 16 Sep 2012
What's the purpose of guys under 5'8. Like why are u on earth?
Aisha Khan @Miss_AishaK · 16 Sep 2012
#asiwakeupthismorningiwish God would rid us of short guys.
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Existential
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Short dudes don't even understand how many women are simply not an option for them no matter what. Yes you can get some women, but there's SO MANY MORE that everyone else can have but you. Damn
I can't even quote it all, it's just NON STOP ETHER:
I can't even quote it all, it's just NON STOP ETHER:
morgan webb @MoGiggily · 30 Aug 2012
mom just went on and on about how she hated short guys. "ugh short? fukking forget it! I couldn't even date a rich short man!!" #thatsMYmama
MARIELLE♔ENDRES @mxendres · 25 Aug 2012
I don't understand why short guys think they can talk to me...
Unfukkwittable. @MsReyda · 20 Aug 2012
Short men stay mad. Shut your 5'6" ass up and raise your hand so we're aware of your presence.
conKEISHtador @KeishNasty · 19 Aug 2012
I can't respect short men.
kerstin. @callmekerstin · 20 Aug 2012
If there was only short guys on this earth. Id commit suicide.
FangBanger @Alisha__Anne · 22 Aug 2012
Short guys trying to talk to me. Go away before I beat your ass. You're 5'5.
Call me La Madrina @LOLAthemartian · 22 Aug 2012
short men are annoying simply because theyre short
Paola Zuniga. @paolazuniga · 22 Aug 2012
fukk short guys!! You aren't real men and you should hate yourself everyday for it.
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Lola *KING* McFierce @CaNdY_n_VoDkA · 26 Aug 2012
Short men hate to be pat on their head......i do it anyway n say "awwwww look at the widdle man...so cute!!!!"
☆Virginia☆ @_what_son_ · 24 Aug 2012
Short men creep me out, man... THEY CREEP ME OUT!
April6th️ @ChicagoRosee · 23 Aug 2012
I hate short guys, like ewwww. Just walk away..
Small Fry. @CocaineRicje · 23 Aug 2012
Short guys don't matter.
Patrice J. Williams @FlyonaDime · 24 Aug 2012
Epidemic of short men. Is it something in the water?
Michelle Marie Nwobu @MichelleCMarie · 17 Aug 2012
I think my mom would have a heart attack if I dated a short guy.. her rule: "NO SHORT GUYS" and I gotta listen to my momma :D
Kristen Radu @kris1010 · 18 Aug 2012
Out with a co-worker who stopped mid-sentence to say, "there is nothing more annoying than short men." #luv #mypeople
LuPetty Nyong'o @Denise_Doll · 17 Aug 2012
Short men are truly the scum of the earth!
Christina. @StinaBnasty · 14 Aug 2012
i HATEE when short dudes act all stank and shyt. nikka ill smack you myself.
WWJ(ennifer)D @JCrackk · 15 Aug 2012
I HATE short dudes!! If you're under 5'6 just go hide in the jungle. Nothing disgusts me more than these little ass men!!
Ｎｉｇｇａｒｕ ⚔ Ｃｈａｎ @SmexSteele · 18 Aug 2012
Short guys should be banned from raves, banned from super markets, banned from interactions with other human beings
Meesha spelt Mica @MeeshMallow · 13 Aug 2012
What is the purpose of short guys?
Forever Single @single_nomingle · 13 Aug 2012
Short men might as well be penisless in my eyes
Kathryn Groenweghe @kat_groenweghe · 12 Aug 2012
Wanna hear a joke? Guys under 5'9.
Nah, but to be fair the internet amplifies shyt like this absurd levels it's not that bad in reality. I see short nikkas with decent women all the fukking time. I had to put this disclaimer just in case any short breh reads this and planned to commit that, it's not that bad. Just comical how much HATRED some of these women have for short men.
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Tommy Knocks
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A lot yall nikkas was getting dunked on in school huh? Your fondest memory on the court is getting nuts placed on your nostrils.
Tommy Knocks
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AquaCityBoy
Veteran
You ever notice how it's never the shorter dudes making these threads complaining about their height?
Existential
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Thank God I'm 5'8"
Nah, not enough. Try again.
Because this is thecoli where we clown on anyone we're better than. This is the real world. This is the place where Bambi dies.
Lol at one broad's name being "forever single"
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