If you've never bought a hooker, you're a square

[beezy]

bro if you're in shape, got to a strip club, and drop money on a lapdance......

At most you'll be dropping $30

$10 entertainment fee & 20 for lapdance.

Once they see you're in shape they'll be DTF. During my teenage years I used to be in the back room smashing or exchanging numbers for a later date. One chick was trying to get serious too. She was like 26 or 27. Unfortunately, I went raw in a couple broads in the back day.
No std's, but did catch a "cold sore" from making out with a broad(major L).

My boy even recalls when we used to hit up these licks, and I'd be gone for like an hour.....
One of my boys even dated a chick, he met at this low budget strip club(the strippers we below average imo).


& yeah bro $150 is absurd for a nut. I spent $30 overseas, when I attended a whorehouse with some buddies

Good times

I've gone to strip clubs a few times and bought lapdances.. it never turned out like that, damn. My one boy kept throwin money to see how far one chick would go and she gave him a HJ thats about it i never really thought of kickin it to em or anything tbh.. ive always felt like strip clubs were the biggest waste of money; always wake up in the morning like DAMMNN what did i do

 

[Humble (Not) Mike Tyson]

Oh, brother, I have unequivocal knowledge of the danger of that lifestyle...

 

[Singh]

 

[Peruvian Connect]

Something About fukking A Chick Who Right Before Me Was Probably Nutted On And Sucking Cock Is Disgusting To Me

So basically you're a virgin. Hooker or not these bytches is slimey.

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Ive entertained the idea of a happy ending in a asian massage parlor i just cant see myself droppin 150 for somethin i can get for free

You're paying anywhere from $85-100 for a regular massage at a normal spa anyway. For a little extra, you get sauna time, some bytch to give you a table shower, a full swedish/deep tissue massage, and release. shyt is so relaxing Feel like a new man after

 

[ThaBronxBully]

So basically you're a virgin. Hooker or not these bytches is slimey.

Ive Never fukked A Chick That Just Finished Having Sex With Another Man

LOL @ Accepting This, You Dirty Muhfukkas Have Low Standards If This Is An Accepted Part Of Your Life

Never Had A 1 Night Stand, Never fukked A Hooker Or Prostitute, Never fukked A Well Known Slut

Still Has Had Plenty Of Sex

Im Very Careful About What I Stick My dikk In

 

[Serious]

I've gone to strip clubs a few times and bought lapdances.. it never turned out like that, damn. My one boy kept throwin money to see how far one chick would go and she gave him a HJ thats about it i never really thought of kickin it to em or anything tbh..

HJ

Honestly never spit game at them either, once they feel abs and muscles it's a wrap.

Then the conversation shifts to: are you single, where do you stay at, blah blah blah, here's my number, pull down your shorts & take off your shirt

ive always felt like strip clubs were the biggest waste of money; always wake up in the morning like DAMMNN what did i do

honestly they are if you don't know how to play the game. You don't trick off on the females. Just sit back and enjoy the show.....

Honestly haven't been in two years. I'm good though. Realized it wasn't for me.....

 

[Peruvian Connect]

Ive Never fukked A Chick That Just Finished Having Sex With Another Man

LOL @ Accepting This, You Dirty Muhfukkas Have Low Standards If This Is An Accepted Part Of Your Life

Never Had A 1 Night Stand, Never fukked A Hooker Or Prostitute, Never fukked A Well Known Slut

Still Has Had Plenty Of Sex

Im Very Careful About What I Stick My dikk In

And you know this how?

It's life. You don't know anything about these chicks. You just assume shyt. Just because a girl ain't posted on the corner or openly selling ass, don't mean she ain't. She could already have a small clientele or one good "trick" or "sugar daddy".

You know this how?

With the same chick probably

Keep thinking that.

 

[john goodman]

Ive Never fukked A Chick That Just Finished Having Sex With Another Man

LOL @ Accepting This, You Dirty Muhfukkas Have Low Standards If This Is An Accepted Part Of Your Life

Never Had A 1 Night Stand, Never fukked A Hooker Or Prostitute, Never fukked A Well Known Slut

Still Has Had Plenty Of Sex

Im Very Careful About What I Stick My dikk In

Yep you're a square

 

[ThaBronxBully]

And you know this how?

It's life. You don't know anything about these chicks. You just assume shyt. Just because a girl ain't posted on the corner or openly selling ass, don't mean she ain't. She could already have a small clientele or one good "trick" or "sugar daddy".

You know this how?

With the same chick probably

Keep thinking that.

Im Guessing You Didnt See My Post Earlier

But You Wouldn't Purposely Be Under The Impression You Sharing That Girl

Its One Thing To Be Fooled And Lied To

It's Another Laying With A bytch Knowing Full Well She Prolly Still Has Nut Between Her Teeth From Her Last Client

Now If Im With A Female And We Either Have A Real Monogamous Relationship Or A Sexual Agrement Where We're Just Hanging Out And fukking Each Other (And No One Else) And The bytch Goes Out And fukks Someone Else Without Me Knowing, I Cant Control That

WHAT I CAN CONTROL

Is NOT Going Out fukking Strippers, Sluts And Prostitutes Knowing "This bytch Prolly Got Fresh Cum On Her Breath"

If You Wanna Pay For p*ssy That's On You Breh lol

 

[That nigg@]

Same could be said for if your paying for p*ssy

 

[Peruvian Connect]

Im Guessing You Didnt See My Post Earlier



Now If Im With A Female And We Either Have A Real Monogamous Relationship Or A Sexual Agrement Where We're Just Hanging Out And fukking Each Other (And No One Else) And The bytch Goes Out And fukks Someone Else Without Me Knowing, I Cant Control That

WHAT I CAN CONTROL

Is NOT Going Out fukking Strippers, Sluts And Prostitutes Knowing "This bytch Prolly Got Fresh Cum On Her Breath"

If You Wanna Pay For p*ssy That's On You Breh lol[/FONT][/B]

You said you have never fukked a chick who just fukked another dude. You said you never fukked a prostitute. You said that like you know for certain and you simply don't. It doesn't matter if you're aware or not. You see being "blind" as a plus. I see it as a negative. Not saying you should dwell on whether she fukkin somebody else, but to sit around and say for certain she ain't is laughable to me.

 

[ThaBronxBully]

You said you have never fukked a chick who just fukked another dude. You said you never fukked a prostitute. You said that like you know for certain and you simply don't. It doesn't matter if you're aware or not. You see being "blind" as a plus. I see it as a negative. Not saying you should dwell on whether she fukkin somebody else, but to sit around and say for certain she ain't is laughable to me.

I Can Say For 100% Certain I Have Never fukked A Prostitute

I Can Say I Have A VERY GOOD Idea That I've NEVER fukked A Female Who Just Finished fukking Another Man

Maybe Our Lifestyles Are Completely Different And You Cant Wrap You're Head Around That

Im Not Trying To Insult You By Saying That BTW

I Dont KNOW Anything 100% My Claim Is I Dont Knowly Put Myself In A Position Where Im 2nd Guessing Where This bytches Mouth Just Was

 

[john goodman]

Dude we get it you're a square

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Dude we get it you're a square

Like Im Gonna Argue With A Guy Whos Mantra Is "If you're not trolling you're not trying"

I'll Let You Waste Someone Elses Post Count With A Back And Forth Argument