I’ll fight a whole gang of u lil young whippa snappas before I throw hands with 52yr old Mike Tyson

[madness]

One of those punches would cave most nikkas entire chest area, possibly break your clavicle too

 

[TaxCollector13459]

52 isn't some elderly person. 60s is when you are officially old.

50s just means he'll be winded after 2 minutes and have a bad back the rest of the week.

but for 1 minute and 59 seconds a young breh better be able to bob and weave.

My pops say the say thing. Lmaoo

 

[TaxCollector13459]

Think fighting the baddest man on the planet is that simple, brehs

Think beating the youngest world heavyweight champion is easy brehs

Think you goin run down on a nikka who won the strap at 20 brehs

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'm tryna be like Mike and Michael Jai when I get older. Don't have to be that great skill wised, but in shape, light on my feet, etc. If you do your body and mind right you really shouldn't start slowing down until 70

 

[TaxCollector13459]

Mike will yellow brick road 80%
of mutha fukkas out here breathing.

Man frfr 98

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

:sheeeeeeeit:

*picks up the biggest knife at a table*

How bad you want it?

Y'all corny. Mike can throw a punch much much faster than you can stab with a kitchen knife that you don't even know how to use. Life or Death situation I'm choosing Mike over an average joe with a butcher knife.

 

[Zero]

Y'all corny. Mike can throw a punch much much faster than you can stab with a kitchen knife that you don't even know how to use. Life or Death situation I'm choosing Mike over an average joe with a butcher knife.

It's just jokes breh, take it easy

 

[J Money]

For real i think if i was in a pro boxing match against him. I could win.

I would just clench for three rounds until he was dead tired. Then go off on his until the ref calls the fight or he gets knocked out.

nikka tryna gameplan like Homer Simpson

 

[Umoja]

Tyson's chin is underrated. He took bombs from Douglas and Lewis that would knockout someone cold.

The punches could kill the average man.

 

[Luke Cage]

nikka tryna gameplan like Homer Simpson

if somebody could actually set it up, i would take the challenge.

 

[Umoja]

*At the buffet bout to pick up the last rib before Mike gets to it*

"Oh, Mike, that's all you..."

Hatton- "Can you imagin' finding Mike Tyson in bed with yer missus? You'd ------- tuck 'im in."

Most people would have to hit the or get the strap

 

[MF budz]

For real i think if i was in a pro boxing match against him. I could win.

I would just clench for three rounds until he was dead tired. Then go off on his until the ref calls the fight or he gets knocked out.

:Yeahok2:

 

[feelosofer]

For real i think if i was in a pro boxing match against him. I could win.

I would just clench for three rounds until he was dead tired. Then go off on his until the ref calls the fight or he gets knocked out.

You do realize that Mike was an infighter, by the time you attempt the 2nd or 3rd clench he would just toss an uppercut and you would look like a rock-em, sock-em or robot or he'd KO you with a well timed body shot.

 

[Luke Cage]

You do realize that Mike was an infighter, by the time you attempt the 2nd or 3rd clench he would just toss an uppercut and you would look like a rock-em, sock-em or robot or he'd KO you with a well timed body shot.

Then i would run for three rounds and keep my hands up, throw zero punches, just protect my head like winky wright until he gets tired. Ya'll act like this strategy didn't work against a prime george foreman.

 

[BrothaZay]

C

Then i would run for three rounds and keep my hands up, throw zero punches, just protect my head like winky wright until he gets tired. Ya'll act like this strategy didn't work against a prime george foreman.

compare yourself to Muhammad Ali when you've never even been inside a boxing ring brehs