I'll teach you beginners how to succeed on completing NOFAP (this literally cannot fail)

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I've seen brehs talk about "using their willpower" to succeed at nofap
Willpower in 2016 who are you kidding
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Ok brehs this is how you ACTUALLY do it:
Cop this (or something similar) and wear it any time you are alone
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You'll never fap again less you want your meat to get punctured. I know you are thinking "I'll use the sides of the spikes as stimulation" but no that won't work rascal

BONUS: Want to ensure your kids never go down that demonic path?
Cop this
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They will not fap with it on because it is impossible. @Mr. Somebody would be proud.

There you have it. It was always this easy.
 
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Rozay Oro

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Willpower is enough if you like me. You'll be horny as a motherfukker when you go to bed and wake up tho. jan 9 will be day 90. I have to share another reason why i stopped. i was only fapping 1-2 a day but it started getting me constipated.
 

Silkk

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Willpower is enough if you like me. You'll be horny as a motherfukker when you go to bed and wake up tho. jan 9 will be day 90. I have to share another reason why i stopped. i was only fapping 1-2 a day but it started getting me constipated.
I can vouch for this


Still let em fly:dame:
 
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