Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

Time and time again, the all-too-numerous CACs of this nation have proven that they will vote for the biggest morons, the worst legislation, and the general degradation of America's potential greatness, all in the name of "Well I don't want them there libruls/muslins/gays/mexicanos/inner city African Americans gettin' the same welfare my cousin Cletus gets."
Republicans are brazen in their attempts to game the system by gerrymandering the districts so hard they look like post-modern art, flooding the radio waves with total horseshyt, and working directly with hostile foreign governments to undermine our elections.
All is fair in love, war, and the painstaking process of getting millions of retards to push the button that won't fukk up their grandkids' lives.
It's time to allow every brown person who can't quite speak English and is shorter than 5'7" to vote.
It was only a few months ago that we saw oblivious Hillary stans salivating at the notion that demographic shifts could turn Texas blue in 2016. To their stupidity I now add my own. Give illegals the vote. It's the only way to save this insane nation from its CACs.
these racist, ignorant motherfukkers are gonna keep voting republican until this country doesnt exist. and they'll always be in the fight
I'll pay an illegal under the table to whoop your fukkin ass.