BelowTheMasonDixon
Veteran
Fortunately I've never gotten done dirty by a chick, like in that other thread. Just a no thanks or I've got a man kinda shyt every one gets. But the flyest shyt a chick pulled on me was when I was at the Platinum of Birmingham, I was prolly like 24 or 25. And I'm a the bar, and this BAD ass chick pulls up a seat next to me. I'm already drunk and in my feelings, but I keep glancing her up and down and I'm just like damn. So anyways she pokes me on the shoulder and says something. I can't hear her so I lean in. And she says "Hey will you do me a favor and strap my shoes" she had some of them open toe joints like this with the strap.
Well not these exactly but you get the gist hopefully. So being the nikka that I am, I'm like yeah, and I'm thinking I'm finna get on a knee and strap the shoe back up, she stands up and places her foot between my thighs. So all I see is some big pretty ass red legs and thighs and some pretty ass feet between my legs, now if you know me I have a foot fetish, so on top of the fact this chicks is bad she got some pretty ass toes and all of my shyt just goes
So I'm I finish strapping up her shoe. She says "Thank you" puts her palm over my cheek and kisses the back of her hand. So after that I'm like sheeeeeit, "HeywhatitizMzLadyImeanwhat'sthedealyouknowimfeelingyouandall" etc..So she laugh's talks with me for a sec,I ask her for her number and she says her she's here with her boyfriend. gets ready to walk off and then I'm just like hey you know what "let me pay for ya drink at least" She's like "Thank you, you are a gentleman and a cutie" or some shyt like that. So she leaves, and I'm sitting their shaking my head like gotdamn that bytch bad.
I get ready to bounce and I ask the Bartender what I owe and he's like $15 bucks. I look at that nikka like
That nikka look at me like
"Man that bytch name Shay she do that shyt every other week"
I was
Well not these exactly but you get the gist hopefully. So being the nikka that I am, I'm like yeah, and I'm thinking I'm finna get on a knee and strap the shoe back up, she stands up and places her foot between my thighs. So all I see is some big pretty ass red legs and thighs and some pretty ass feet between my legs, now if you know me I have a foot fetish, so on top of the fact this chicks is bad she got some pretty ass toes and all of my shyt just goes
I get ready to bounce and I ask the Bartender what I owe and he's like $15 bucks. I look at that nikka like
That nikka look at me like
"Man that bytch name Shay she do that shyt every other week"
I was
nah bruh you lost when you actually agreed to lace that bytch up.