Illest Lines/Things a Female has done/said to you?

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

I'll give u a pass on the strapping up the shoe since it looked like she was just tryna flirt but u really lost when u paid for her after she said she was with her bf

Cause I enjoyed her company. Only reason It was an issue because of the cost of the drink. Hell If I'm in a good enough mood I'll buy a chick gas and buy her kids candy at the corner store. Got a couple numbers and some p*ssy out of that before. Chicks love it when you do some nice shyt.