Im 16, black, how TF do I get out the hood? (r/careerguidance)

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If you really dont know...at this point...no one can help you.
 

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Most likely fake but if real, despite his circumstances, he is actually in a decent position to achieve his dreams. If he can't swing a scholarship then go armed forces, and gear his path towards medical shyt. Barring that, a year in community college with the intention of switching over to a regular university may work as well. He should keep in mind that when choosing a major, choose a non-science one to maximize how many science classes he can take while keeping his science GPA high.
 

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Brehs are saying that it's fake (It likely is, being that it's that cesspool Reddit. That place is full of racist cacs on both sides of the political spectrum), so I'm not even going to waste my time providing advice and guidance.
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If it was a sincere young breh here on TheColi, I'd gladly contribute. If he's truly a young Black Man with verifiable evidence, someone guide that brother over here to TheColi. Here, he can chop it up amongst the realest and brightest. We'd lace him with game and have him straight in no time.
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44 bricks...acre shaker
c thomas howell babble

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44 bricks...acre shaker
The church thing makes me think it's fake even more than the "inner city shythole" comment. But both together...yea fake.

If real I'd inquire about tutoring or after school help at school. Get the grades up, you got plenty of time before you graduate.
druggie..we woulda said clucker dopefiend
 

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It was a joke!
Clearly a cac but for any teenager lurking (:mjlol: ), the army, trades and community college are just a few paths you can look into

So y'all mfers on Reddit AND the Coli. Can't be to productive. :pachaha:
The africanbootymeat, obscure media, sopranos and digital marketing subs are piff :yeshrug:
 
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The entire first line along with "We live in some inner city sh*thole", doesn't sound like a breh and sounds fake imo

I think that it's digital Blackface too, but if he is Black...

A breh that spends a lot of time on Reddit would pick up that type of vernacular easily. That's how those cornball cacs communicate on there. Imagine a Black dude that grew up around nothing but white people. It's essentially the same thing. It's giving me "Sambo" vibes, but I can't really blame the dude.

I knew people like that growing up. They were raised in poverty or in "the hood" and absolutely loathed everything about it. It was as if they hated Black People too. They'd attempt to escape their misery with Anime, other nerd interests, Rock music like Emo, Degrassi, blogs like Reddit etc.. They eventually have nothing in common with your average member of the Black Community and hold grudges while they drown in their self pity.
 
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