I'm 300! Tell Your Best Bowling Story

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I'm a Midwest nikka, so I grew up in the bowling alley. My first 300 was when I was ten :wow: I ran up & down the bowling alley happy as shyt :takedat: My dad was bowling league that Thursday morning & he was like WTF:picard:. Then I get a little older & go to Nationals. Back to Back! :win:

But my best story comes from the first Nationals tournament. We're in Detroit... I know how to drive, but :heh: So it's, Cleveland, DC, LA, & Rhode Island :leon: The Rhode Island folk all white. I end up driving to get some bud geekin' because I'm the only one who knows his way around Detroit. We naturally were cool with the Rhode Island guys because they drink as much as us, & were as good us :smugdraper: So, they're in the car with me, I'm fifteen driving... MUSIC UP LOUD AS fukk! The one teammate from Rhode Island is deaf. He feels the vibrations & totally :ahh:in the backseat.

:whoa: I got the bud, went to take a piss in the middle of the street. .. Apparently, the bud was in my lap the entire time... Everybody from Cleveland like, "Oh, this nikka just pulled a fast one :dead: Nope. I was just drunk. And then got even more geeked after my foolishness. About twenty mins after we're back in the hotel, the fire alarm rings just for Michael Jordan to get in his room :banderas: & his fukking Bentley right in front of the hotel :mindblown: & Larenz Tate short ass in the bar like :rudy::rudy:

:umad:

(Pistons were in the playoffs)
 

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I bought a ball and shoes a few years back and was bowling about 125-130. I have a 16lb ball. Then I went to a party at a bowling alley about 2 months ago and didnt have my equipment. I used a12lb house ball and bowled a 204, my highest ever. I thought is must have been the lanes there. I went to my local alley twice since then and used a 12 lb ball and bowled over 180 both times. I guess I need a new ball. I want to try a 13lb ball and see what happens
 

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I bought a ball and shoes a few years back and was bowling about 125-130. I have a 16lb ball. Then I went to a party at a bowling alley about 2 months ago and didnt have my equipment. I used a12lb house ball and bowled a 204, my highest ever. I thought is must have been the lanes there. I went to my local alley twice since then and used a 12 lb ball and bowled over 180 both times. I guess I need a new ball. I want to try a 13lb ball and see what happens

14 or 15 pounds. Lane conditions are real. Start at five practicing (the first dot) & throw it over five (the first arrow) then adjust from there depending on how much hand you have. Later on, you can tell your ball driller how you'd like it too
 

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You only been bowling twice and hit the 170s? :what:

You might be a natural
If anything it was probably just luck.
This is gonna sound corny but at the time one of my uncles and in-laws was in a bowling league. I'm talking years ago. So they were giving me pointers.

I probably couldn't do that again.
 

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somewhere between a pair of D cup tiddies
If anything it was probably just luck.
This is gonna sound corny but at the time one of my uncles and in-laws was in a bowling league. I'm talking years ago. So they were giving me pointers.

I probably couldn't do that again.
I had a lot of aunts/uncles in leagues, shyts cool :ehh:
Weeknight bowling and pitchers :blessed:
Swaggin on the homo's in the next lane :blessed:
Pawgs :wow:

Thread got me itchin to hit the lanes :heh:

shyt is tough but nothing but basic coordination, fundamentals and not overthrowing can make anyone decent.
 

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Yeah that shyt don't seem likely, if so you outta get a ball @Raul and get that Budweiser drinkin, middle aged white boy money :skip:

We play this game called rabbit. $5 rabbit with $20 on the game. So if I throw a strike and nobody else does, they all owe me five dollars. If I don't strike & everybody else does, I have to pay everyone. That's frame after frame & then the $20 best game payout
 
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