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@4fossa What are my chances of going to a Favella in rio and scooping a humble mulatto beauty to be my foreign wifey?

percentages for the following to happen.

A. Get murked 1-100%
B. Get kidnapped then murked 1-100%
C. Get AIDS 1-100%
D. Never find a innocent mulatto beauty in the favella, 1-100%
E. Get scammed by a chick 1-100%
F. Find the girl, live happily ever after. 1-100%
It depends which favela, there's thousands of them. But let's say you went to a non violent favela in Rio, i'd say you have around 75% of chance to find a wife. Just make sure you wear tourist clothes, and show them dollars bills so they know you're balling.
 

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It depends which favela, there's thousands of them. But let's say you went to a non violent favela in Rio, i'd say you have around 75% of chance to find a wife. Just make sure you wear tourist clothes, and show them dollars bills so they know you're balling.


LOL serious bro? I need a good girl, not a wild sex animal nympho. I aint trying to wife up a chick who only sees $$$ when she see's me.

and what Favella would you suggest that are non violent?

what are some violent favellas? :smugfavre: I bet they got the real fine females hidden in them.
 
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@4fossa I know you don't know the US to properly compare but give me an in depth review of what you honestly think of life in Brazil.

The perception in the US is that it's one big hot sex party. Where all the women are a beautiful sun bronze, all of them are fit and sexy. It is dangerous but other than that it's pretty much a 'down to earth/rustic' tropical paradise, where people hang on the beach, dance and have coconut margaritas.

But real life experience would tell you the grass always seems greener on the other side.

Whereas you probably think the US is prosperity and an easier life, when the reality is we are overworked and live a life where every aspect of your life is trying to take the same dollar out your pocket. It's stressful, and based on working 7-10 hours every day just to end up spending everything on bills. The only way I would advocate someone coming to this country is if you live in a 3rd world country and have trouble even putting food on your table. But for quality and enjoyment of life, unless you are rich. Ask any person here any they would 'love to live in Brazil if it wasn't for the language barrier'.

I want to hear what it is really like from your point of view.
 

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What kind of job offers were you receiving breh :lupe:


I had an offer to teach English at an academy if I got my TEFL,I had an offer to be a personal trainer, also the woman I was seeing her father worked in Real Estate and wanted to open a tourist business and with me being an English speaker he wanted my help. This was a long time ago, but two of the three would have had me working around 25 hours a week and being able to live a pretty nice life, with what I had saved at the time I could have bought (downpayment) a nice condo as well.

You thinking of making that move now huh :wow: Once you go to Brazil, it's hard to come back to America and be ok with the life here.
 
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LOL serious bro? I need a good girl, not a wild sex animal nympho. I aint trying to wife up a chick who only sees $$$ when she see's me.

and what Favella would you suggest that are non violent?

what are some violent favellas? :smugfavre: I bet they got the real fine females hidden in them.
Well of course it depends on your appareance, how do you look like? There's some good girls but the majority will only see your money, not different than other parts of the planet.
All those favelas listed are safe to go http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacifying_Police_Unit
 

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It depends which favela, there's thousands of them. But let's say you went to a non violent favela in Rio, i'd say you have around 75% of chance to find a wife. Just make sure you wear tourist clothes, and show them dollars bills so they know you're balling.
nikka when did you go there? :wtf:
 

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LOL serious bro? I need a good girl, not a wild sex animal nympho. I aint trying to wife up a chick who only sees $$$ when she see's me.

and what Favella would you suggest that are non violent?

what are some violent favellas? :smugfavre: I bet they got the real fine females hidden in them.


Why would you want to go to the Favelas for a wifey breh? :dead:

Hit up some nice areas in Bahia, you'll find the type of women you're looking for.
 

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I had an offer to teach English at an academy if I got my TEFL,I had an offer to be a personal trainer, also the woman I was seeing her father worked in Real Estate and wanted to open a tourist business and with me being an English speaker he wanted my help. This was a long time ago, but two of the three would have had me working around 25 hours a week and being able to live a pretty nice life, with what I had saved at the time I could have bought (downpayment) a nice condo as well.

You thinking of making that move now huh :wow: Once you go to Brazil, it's hard to come back to America and be ok with the life here.

Man, literally my first day back at work I had a client meeting and the 2 client leads are women. I'm in the meeting watching them act like the stereotypical black woman with attitude, neck bobbin, finger waving and all....thinking why did i come back to this shyt :snoop:
 

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Man, literally my first day back at work I had a client meeting and the 2 client leads are women. I'm in the meeting watching them act like the stereotypical black woman with attitude, neck bobbin, finger waving and all....thinking why did i come back to this shyt :snoop:


I know what you mean fam, that feeling unfortunately does not go away either. I'm happy with my woman and I still want to get away from this country, the shyt ain't for me under any circumstance.
 

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I know what you mean fam, that feeling unfortunately does not go away either. I'm happy with my woman and I still want to get away from this country, the shyt ain't for me under any circumstance.

People think I am crazy for not wanting to live here. Have no idea why people think this is the greatest country on earth.

@4fossa what is the job market like down there? Are american degrees valued or is the best bet to teach english? I have some friends there who teach english but it doesn't seem like they make a lot of money.
 

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@4fossa I know you don't know the US to properly compare but give me an in depth review of what you honestly think of life in Brazil.

The perception in the US is that it's one big hot sex party. Where all the women are a beautiful sun bronze, all of them are fit and sexy. It is dangerous but other than that it's pretty much a 'down to earth/rustic' tropical paradise, where people hang on the beach, dance and have coconut margaritas.

But real life experience would tell you the grass always seems greener on the other side.

Whereas you probably think the US is prosperity and an easier life, when the reality is we are overworked and live a life where every aspect of your life is trying to take the same dollar out your pocket. It's stressful, and based on working 7-10 hours every day just to end up spending everything on bills. The only way I would advocate someone coming to this country is if you live in a 3rd world country and have trouble even putting food on your table. But for quality and enjoyment of life, unless you are rich. Ask any person here any they would 'love to live in Brazil if it wasn't for the language barrier'.

I want to hear what it is really like from your point of view.



Well I can say about my point of view, obviously. SInce I grew in a poor neighbor, not a favela but a poor neighbor. Having to get through typical struggle of a black poor man in the cacman world. I can affirm that I found very :mjlol: this american perspective.

It's hard to have anything, from a bike to a car to a house, cuz a typical job sucks at salary and the taxes are, well, the highest in the damn world.
(well like I could see you pointed some things that are common in USA in the end of the day)

The traffic sucks everywhere. Just look up São Paulo and it's biggest traffic in the world.

All big cities are inflated with people.

I mean, I go up to São Paulo from time to time. I love there because I can game girls way easier than here were I live (full of :mjpls: like I said before) and there's a lot of black dimes in São Paulo.

BUT the city got way many people and is a chaos.


I went to a favela, actually, did you guys played Max Payne 3? I went to that favela where Max go after Fabiana. And shyt is crazy :whoo:. All those gangstas in american rap songs ain't shyt compared to favela thugs, and I mean foreal.


I need to travel to Rio and Bahia. Places that are :blessed: specially Bahia.


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:whoo::wow:



Anyway, I got distracted lmao, back to your questions. Nope brazil IS NOT A BIG SEX PARTY.

Theres A LOT of girls that is hard as hell to pull. I mean that you need to be in a serious relationship to be able to hulk smash.

The predominant religion here is the Catholic church, so there's a lot of influence on society, obviously.


I've heard plenty of people saying that in america is easier to find a fck on the first date.


This vision of Brazil outside here is even mocked all day by brazilians.
 

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People think I am crazy for not wanting to live here. Have no idea why people think this is the greatest country on earth.

America has the best marketing department in the world, everybody is sold a dream.

@4fossa what is the job market like down there? Are american degrees valued or is the best bet to teach english? I have some friends there who teach english but it doesn't seem like they make a lot of money.

They probably don't make a lot, but the average Brazilian only makes about $12,000 a year. Take a look at Colombia and Panama, a lot of people speak English in Panama.
 
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