Im a get hate for this but fvck it. Batman aint no super hero. And his act is kinda lame.

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Never mind the fact that he doesn't possess any super powers for a minute.

The show from the 50's was campy as hell and that's basically how his character was intended. Not to be taken seriously. Then when he hit the big screen they tried to make him more appealing by making him dark. Still no super powers and basically they relied on his costume, name and aura. From Batman in 1989 until Batman & Robin they kept having to reinvent his character. And once again with Nolan's trilogy they had to switch it up and give him new toys while making him even more dark to mask the fact that he's just a cac in a bat suite with a bunch of cool gadgets. I mean almost every batman movie that has come out has been carried by the villain. You don't really give a fukk about Bruce Wayne even though that's who he is most of the time. It's almost as if Bruce Wayne is filler. And despite not having super powers, he doesn't even have super traits. Tony Stark doesn't have super powers but he can make anything. He's a genius. Bruce Wayne needed help from Lucius and Alfred the entire time. He should've died in Batman Begins but Alfred saved him. He should've died in TDK but Gordon saved him. He should've died in TDKR but Ann Hathaway saved him. Now they gonna make him more muscular and dark for this Batman vs. Superman movie :mindblown: Batman is like rappers that get by because of "swag" once you strip that away and listen to the lyrics you got nothing.

The Batman cartoons were :blessed: but trying to translate that to live action is :snoop: when you don't have super powers. People who could realistically kill Batman on the big screen:

Hit Girl
Jack Bauer
Jason Bourne
Ethan Hunt
Black Widow
Snoop & Chris
Jonn McClain


I'm just in aw at how they have been able to feed people this character like he's this mythical super hero when he's just a regular guy that needs help from a lot of other people to get the job done. Hate if you must but I don't give a shyt
 

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He's a vigilante :troll:

But that's what he is...

Definition of a vigilante - a member of a volunteer committee organized to suppress and punish crime summarily (as when the processes of law are viewed as inadequate); broadly : a self-appointed doer of justice

And his committee is Alfred, Morgan Freeman, Commissioner Gordon, and depending on the movie, Cat Woman, Harvey Dent.. Robin. Bat Girl :dead:
 

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Horrible thread...OP, did you read the Detective comics and if so, you would understand why Batman is one of the greatest... He's an unhinged vigilante detective, the most human character in the superhero universe...his life and world are extremely appealing and point to the nihilist traits of society...very, very dark and many people are unwilling to go deep into what Gotham really is...bruce Wayne represents the internal struggle for sanity, justice, and overall breaking from that nihilism...he's easily the most psychological comic book figure and that's what makes his story so much fun
 

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Whenever you list the top superheroes of all time...it's either gonna be 1)Batman 2) Superman or 1)Superman 2)Batman

Get over it:umad:
 

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Horrible thread...OP, did you read the Detective comics and if so, you would understand why Batman is one of the greatest... He's an unhinged vigilante detective, the most human character in the superhero universe...his life and world are extremely appealing and point to the nihilist traits of society...very, very dark and many people are unwilling to go deep into what Gotham really is...bruce Wayne represents the internal struggle for sanity, justice, and overall breaking from that nihilism...he's easily the most psychological comic book figure and that's what makes his story so much fun

:mjpls: you just proved one of my points. they have to keep reinventing his role to make it more appealing. Batman isn't a super hero, he's an idea.. a symbol. Take away that and he's just a nikka in a suit.
 
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:mjpls: you just proved one of my points. they have to keep reinventing his role to make it more appealing. Batman isn't a super hero, he's an idea.. a symbol. Take away that and he's just a nikka in a suit.

The police force in Gotham is not equipped to handle the likes of Joker, Penguin, Riddler and the other super criminals.

Batman fights the battles we cannot. Physically, mentally and spiritually.

He's a superhero.
 

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super hero with no super powers and has a fukking day job even tho he has $$ and could be fukking bad bytches all day and whipping Lambos.

At least Clark Kent fukked off his time at the Daily Planet, never got a promotion because his work was sub-par and was CLEARLY at the newspaper so he could be on the books because he didn't wanna deal with the IRS
 

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The police force in Gotham is not equipped to handle the likes of Joker, Penguin, Riddler and the other super criminals.

Batman fights the battles we cannot. Physically, mentally and spiritually.

He's a superhero.

:mjpls: The Joker aint no super criminal.

Batman is so lame they had to make up a fictitious city for him to fight crime. In the real world the FBI, CIA, DEA and Department of Homeland Security would've been all over the Joker's ass. :ufdup: And they would've been on Batman's too. They would've exposed Bruce Wayne and been talking about him on 360 with Anderson Cooper. Sean Hannity would've called him a liberal thug.


And Bane exposed Batman's "theatrics and practicality" It's all bullshyt.
 
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