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Have you tried tying a belt around your neck, dipping your nuts in a pint of ice cream and jacking off with your off hand after sitting on it for 5 minutes to numb it?

Sometimes you gotta get creative to keep the juices flowing after years of debachary.
 

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This is you

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"Flying" on a girls hand. I know what you were REALLY doing. Ya little nasty.
Hey do you know you can actually buy 1 online :ehh:

shyt would be coo as fukk but idk if they can be potty trained
 

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Hey do you know you can actually buy 1 online :ehh:

shyt would be coo as fukk but idk if they can be potty trained

Man they got all kinds of shyt online. Sugar Gliders, Dwarf Caimans, Vietnamese and Amazonian Giant Centipedes, Fennec Foxes. shyt is like a Pokemon black market.
 

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Man they got all kinds of shyt online. Sugar Gliders, Dwarf Caimans, Vietnamese and Amazonian Giant Centipedes, Fennec Foxes. shyt is like a Pokemon black market.
Yeah I had a website. I think I saved it. I was looking for a wolf. :russ: All you can get are hybrids though. They are only like $1k and up but them little faq ass ugly French bulldogs are 5k. shyt is crazy
 
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Have you tried tying a belt around your neck, dipping your nuts in a pint of ice cream and jacking off with your off hand after sitting on it for 5 minutes to numb it?

Sometimes you gotta get creative to keep the juices flowing after years of debachary.

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Yeah I had a website. I think I saved it. I was looking for a wolf. :russ: All you can get are hybrids though. They are only like $500 and up but them little faq ass ugly French bulldogs are 5k. shyt is crazy


Ive nikkas seen raving on twitter about those French Bulldogs. I seen one dude post his and the fukkers skin looked like creamer in coffee that aint been mixed in yet. shyt was exotic looking, paid upwards 5k for the thing. Said if it dies he going with it.



Yea Im cool those. Ill just admire them from afar.
 

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Ive nikkas seen raving on twitter about those French Bulldogs. I seen one dude post his and the fukkers skin looked like creamer in coffee that aint been mixed in yet. shyt was exotic looking, paid upwards 5k for the thing. Said if it dies he going with it.




Yea Im cool those. Ill just admire them from afar.
I bet he is. Those mfs cost an arm and a leg. Hospital bills run you 3k easy. They have health problems up the ass and they are friendly with everyone. Lol A mf will try to steal it and they will just hop right into their arms. There was a lady out here who got robbed at gunpoint in Oakland for her damn dog in broad daylight. :snoop:
 
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