I'm about to be on some real e-murda ****, brehs...

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

The Coliseum mod is the fukking biggest piece of shyt ever

My dear breh @havoc00, I sense you've been wronged as well. And I suspect some of our fellow brehthren are feeling wronged as well. If you read some posts before yours you'll see what they did to the thread of our breh, @HacksawJimThuggin.

But what am I saying.

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad.

It's depressing. Threads are being thrown in the bushes at an alarming rate. Hasn't been a coli cash handout in weeks. Reps are lower than they've ever been. Punks are running wild in these coli streets and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do...and there's no end to it.

We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy.

It's like everything everywhere is going crazy.

We say, "let us just have our threads. Just leave us alone."

Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to @Brooklynzson or @bk because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write.

All I know is that you've got to get mad.

You've got to say, "I'm a HUMAN BEING, GOTDAMNIT! My coli life has VALUE!"

So I want you to sit down.

I want all of you to sit down in your chairs.

Go to your computers, open up a browser window. Open it up. Log on to the coli, and start a thread, and title it, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

I want you to use all three of your allowable threads, and title them, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad! You've got to type, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

Then we'll figure out what to do about the threads, coli cash being , green bars being so few, and threads being limited to a measly three per day.

But first you have to sit down, open a browser window, log-in to the coli, create a thread, and title it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room...-not-going-take-anymore-damn.html#post3343135

 

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The sky blackened. The moon wiped the cold sweat from its brow. Another night on the coli beat. And our detective hero just uncovered a potentially crucial lead.

Detective Raheem: This @Mook?

Mook: *inaudible*

Detective Raheem: You know who this is, don't give me any of your funny business. Charlie gave me your number. He said you have some information I might be interested in.

Mook: *inaudible*

Detective Raheem: Repeat that one more time.

Mook:

I HAVE DOCUMENTS THAT PROVE THAT BOTH OWNERS ARE WHITE.

Detective Raheem: Is that a fact?

Mook:

Detective Raheem: Bring me the documents. Bring them to me at about 9. I'll be waiting near the telephone booth off Sixth.

Mook: *inaudible*

Detective Raheem: Yeah, I'll bring the coli buy money! You just make sure you have the documents.

Mook: *inaudible*

Detective Raheem: Fine. But, Mooky, if anything happens to the coli buy money...before I find The Robert Horry Dilemma...keep a receipt! I'm gonna stick your head up your ass faster than Chris Bosh's wife got fukked.

Our detective hero hangs up. "This might be just what I need to solve the case of the missing The Robert Horry Dilemma."

The search for The Robert Horry Dilemma continues...

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Honestly, the big brehs can be white...

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black...

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brown, red, yellow, green, blue, orange...

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almond, apricot, aquamarine, asparagus, blush, burnt sienna, canary, cerise, cerulean...

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chestnut, copper, cornflower, dandelion, denim, eggplant, fern, fuchsia, fuzzy wuzzy, gold, gray, inchworm, indigo, jazzberry jam...

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lavender, magenta, magic mint, mahogany, maize, manatee, maroon, mavelous, melon, mulberry, orchid, outer space...

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peach, periwinkle, pink, plum, raw sienna, salmon, scarlet, sepia, shadow, shamrock, silver, tan, thistle, tumbleweed, or...

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wisteria.

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As long as they can help a breh get The Robert Horry Dilemma out of the bushes () they'll be good brehs to me.

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[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

this is a solid concept thread breh...E for effort

 

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this is a solid concept thread breh...E for effort

Mah goodness you move fast, boy. Come bak ova hear fo a quick minat and lemme bend yo ear. Whas yor rush? Durnt git too manee visitas roun dese parts so I make it mah canchess objactive to talk to aneeone passin thru. Hey, why durnt you have a seat rite quik and hear bout a few more Es dat mite interest ya. Dere railavant to dis otha glorious thread ya might've heardof. It's called "The Robert Horry Dilem...." Oh you've heard of it!! Hot dog, dat makes mah day! Well, it's lost rite now, but we'll fine it soon enough. Sheriffs @bk and and @Brooklynzson are tryna piece da puzzle togetha so we can view da ful picsha. I suspect some rotten scoundrels got dere hands dirty. Aneeways, lemme tell ya a bit bout it.

Excellent: Wrote it all by mahself. One of da firs threads I evah made. Had not one otha supply me wit a single word or a single idear. Wish mah ma could've seen it. She'da been supa proud.

Entertainin: Well, now, I should be honess. A whole towna folks actually enjoyed not actually readin da damn thread. Can you believe dat? No sirree, dey couldn't stomick it fo some odd reason. Instea of talkin bout da subjact at hand, dey thrilled us wit an 'sortment of colorful signs, explainin dat dey didn't read or couldn't read, or something like dat. Us learn-ed folks got a good ol kick outta dat.

Elusive: Aneeway, judgin by da sheer 'mount of signs throughout mah precious thread, apparantlay, da message I was tryna spread wuz lost on da masses. Da cents I seen in it weren't too common. Guess a bunch of folks skip'd out on Mrs. Jones' elementree readin class, I sahpose.

Entilligent (Aww, shucks, can't foo you, I know dat word ain't start wit a E but I'ma go wit it aneeway ): Nevahdaless, it wah still pretty durn smart, if I mite say so mahself. Now it weren't on da level ov racket scientist. But it sirtanly had some cents in it. If da folks woulda paid 'tention and kept dere minds open, maybe dey'da seen it, too. But thas why we're in da praydicament were in. Somebody durn threw it in some bushes cuz deyn't see da cents in it. Now, wha cents dat make. Howsa folks gon read a thread when it'sa lyin in some bushes wit sticks and leaves, and prob vermit runnin and chewin all round it. Truthfullay, I'ma havin a helluva hard time figurin out where it xactly is and how to git it out. I reckon thas jus da course dat wuz meant to be.

Educational: Fa dose dat did read, tho, dey seen da cents in it. Dey left dat thread knowin dat rings and tings of dat nature aren't da only tings dat determan greatness when it comes to da game of basket-ball. It's more complicated dan dat.

Earnest: And I durnt think I need to say dis, but I'ma say it aneeway, I put dis on mah grandpa, both of em, and mah ma's ma and mah pa's ma--all four of em dead, rest dere souls--I wrote dat thread wit nary a bone in mah body.

Engagin: Now I admit, I did mah best to be a bit provacteur wit da name I gave da thread and all and I guess da writin and thinkin, too. But dat wuz on purpose. I wanted to rile erybody up a bit. Get da folks talkin ans such. And I think I did dat much. But in a respectful way. When da folks challenged meh on mah arguments I did mah best to hold mah ground. Jus the way mah ma raised me. And...

Aww shucks, I'ma jus a ramblin, ain't I? I'm sure you got to be on yor way. Well, sonny, you didn't have to stop by but I'm sho glad ya did. You come back now ya hear? Go and tell yo kin bout The Robert Horry Dilemma. Tell erybody ol Raheem's lookin for his precious thread in some bushes beyond yonder and he'd preciate erybody keepin an eye out fo it.

 

[jaguar paw]

IPod the Gawd

 

[villain]

top 5 thread

 

[cfountain]

too bad this is in the event staff forum

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

IPod the Gawd

Appreciate your support @jaguar paw. But I'm no gawd. I'm just a breh like you, breh. Just want some respect and to be treated fairly.

top 5 thread

The Robert Horry Dilemma must be top 1 then. This ain't nothin. But I salute you for your praise.

Word's getting out @bk and @Brooklynzson. Y'all betta invite me to have a sitdown. Soon enough, I'ma have the entire coli at your front door. Y'all can't allow your minions to throw threads in the like it ain't nothin. Especially not no thread the caliber of The Robert Horry Dilemma. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiet, my thread's name is Robert (no ), and its mama ain't Brenda so I ain't havin it.

 

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too bad this is in the event staff forum

You know you might have a point.

But I'm generally an easy-going, law-abiding poster. I've just been trying to go through the process for making a complaint and giving the powers that be an opportunity to address things. So the Event Staff it is.

My patience is wearing thin, though, brehs.

In fact, I gotta feeling I need to turn it up a notch.

I've got it! I'm going on a hunger strike, brehs!! If Gandhi did it, why can't I? I shall not post in another forum for seven days. This means I shall not eat from the plate of @big business. Nor shall I suckle from the teet () of our Mother JBO. I shall be in a state of exile of sorts.

And I shall do this ultimate act of sacrifice in the custody of my oppressors. I am their prisoner.

I will remain confined to this forum--the Event Staff Correctional Facility--for all seven days unless my thread is removed from the bushes sooner. This is my prison.

I will only post here...in this thread. This is my cell.

Pray for me my brehs. And if you're willing to support my cause, I only ask that you tell the others. Let them know of the injustice that is being done to your dear breh.

God speed.

Take me into custody, you whoremongers!

#FreeTheRobertHorryDilemma

 

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7-day bid ain't shyt to a bauce like me, nahmean. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiet, this shyt just gon' be a short vacay, nahmean.

Matter fact, I'ma take advantage. nikka gon come out dis bytch swoll than a mutha. Matter fact, lemme hit a quick hunnid.

bytches gon be all gravitating toward and hovering around my genitals and shyt when I get out, nahmean.

Yo, ladies, I'll be out soon. I'ma just have my shyt marinating in baby oil fo a week straight...imagine the results.

 

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fukk you lookin at

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I'm in prison, nikka, what you expect

 

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