I’m at a bar alone cause I don’t wanna hear my ex getting dug out... AMA

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Where does Coli find these nikkas?
:picard:


The nikka is probably on the couch right now rubbing your dog's belly while your ex cooks him some random shyt he asked for, like 3 hard boiled eggs, a butter bagel and some salmon and she's doing it because she really got dikked down.:hhh:



I just don't... I'm sorry, OP but you shouldn't allow your life to have this narrative.

He probably pissed in your toilet and didn't flush.:scust:


I really hope you don't have a PlayStation or some other shyt connected to the living room tv...:snoop:

You probably logged into 2k and your myplayer jumped to a higher overall rating because he's been playing it, breh:upsetfavre:


@Jayrose3 @LinusCaldwell @Cocaine Biceps Brehs...if you have a breh in your life struggling with this type of misfortune... Be a shoulder to cry on; this is just too much.

He is probably going to get back to the crib and notice her face and neck a bit oily/sweaty and hair frizzy hinting at that after-dikking glow that women have when you really dikk them down:lawd:.


And because the nikka smashing his ex probably didn't eat all of that weird meal... Around 4:30 am tonight when OP gets home drunk, he's going to unwittingly eat from that nikka's left overs.

:huhldup:


Raise y'all sons.
 

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Nah B, my original housing fell apart at the last minute.

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Somebody else already "has her back"
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That's the only way to make the situation worse, thinking with his dikk got him here:hhh:no self control having nikka will probably knock her up:mjlol:

Nah that’s dead. I wouldn’t mess with her. She grabbed my dikk on New Years while drunk/high and I wasn’t receptive..: too much history
 

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Where does Coli find these nikkas?
:picard:


The nikka is probably on the couch right now rubbing your dog's belly while your ex cooks him some random shyt he asked for, like 3 hard boiled eggs, a butter bagel and some salmon and she's doing it because she really got dikked down.:hhh:



I just don't... I'm sorry, OP but you shouldn't allow your life to have this narrative.

He probably pissed in your toilet and didn't flush.:scust:


I really hope you don't have a PlayStation or some other shyt connected to the living room tv...:snoop:

You probably logged into 2k and your myplayer jumped to a higher overall rating because he's been playing it, breh:upsetfavre:


@Jayrose3 @LinusCaldwell @Cocaine Biceps Brehs...if you have a breh in your life struggling with this type of misfortune... Be a shoulder to cry on; this is just too much.

He is probably going to get back to the crib and notice her face and neck a bit oily/sweaty and hair frizzy hinting at that after-dikking glow that women have when you really dikk them down:lawd:.


And because the nikka smashing his ex probably didn't eat all of that weird meal... Around 4:30 am tonight when OP gets home drunk, he's going to unwittingly eat from that nikka's left overs.

:huhldup:


Raise y'all sons.


:deadmanny:
 
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